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are you a pokemon? cuz i want a pikachu

I like men like I like my coffee…

I don’t like coffee

nice asteroids

Baby, if I were a hammer, I’d nail you every night.

terrible pick up lines 4/? (p.s doesn’t it look like brendon and pete are on a date?)

Celestial Valentine’s Day Cards

Looking for a last minute Valentine’s Day card? Here are some out-of-this-world options for you:

From our solar system…

To distant galaxies…

And worlds far, far away…

Share your Valentine’s Day love with these celestial cards.

To find even more options, visit:

XO Travel Bureau: https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/galleries/exoplanet-travel-bureau/ Mars Valentine’s: http://mars.nasa.gov/free-holiday-ecard/love-valentine/ Space Place Valentine’s: http://spaceplace.nasa.gov/valentines/en/ OSIRIS-REx Valentine’s: http://www.asteroidmission.org/galleries/#collectables

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Girl:*walks up to my crowded table* Hey guys, is there anywhere I can sit?

Me:*gives a small smirk* If you want you can sit on my lap, but I’m told my face is way more comfortable..

Group:*Whooping and shouting* OOOO! Oooo!!!

i hate myself

hey girl, ya like to skate? cuz i wheelie wanna roll into those DMs

Dwight Schrute Valentine’s cards

pick up line #20

are you from korea? because i think you’re my seoul mate