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v day spam !!!

has this been done yet

I got a crush on a band chick and this happened

Your body is a wonderland, and I’d like to be Alice.

did anyone ask for soil/farming themed shitty valentine’s cards? no. did I make them anyway? you bet.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

Me? A vegan? Oh honey no, I’m a vagitarian and I’ve got my sights set on my next meal.

Celestial Valentine’s Day Cards

Looking for a last minute Valentine’s Day card? Here are some out-of-this-world options for you:

From our solar system…

To distant galaxies…

And worlds far, far away…

Share your Valentine’s Day love with these celestial cards.

To find even more options, visit:

XO Travel Bureau: https://exoplanets.nasa.gov/galleries/exoplanet-travel-bureau/ Mars Valentine’s: http://mars.nasa.gov/free-holiday-ecard/love-valentine/ Space Place Valentine’s: http://spaceplace.nasa.gov/valentines/en/ OSIRIS-REx Valentine’s: http://www.asteroidmission.org/galleries/#collectables

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You don’t need to give me a spoonful of sugar to make me go down. ;)