Debbie Downer And Negative Nancy Should Lez Out

Party cock is in the mouth tonight

A Car (ka-er) was a primitive type of civilian hardsuit that saw widespread use on the planet Earth (disambuguation in footnotes) through the early 19th - late 22nd centuries, primarily for the purpose of transporting lesbians across large distances so they could gather for ritual purposes.

shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now

I have little legs and little wings and a little segmented body

you don't even get three episodes into tom and jerry before that faggot jerry uses mistletoe to get tom to stop chasing him and kiss him instead. and that faggot tom coquettishly complies.

heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

premarital divorce

i cant wait to be 31 to have sex

"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

pet peeve is when a fellow hater conducts their haterism such that they leave the hater community vulnerable to attack. “i think characterizing Character A in x way is boring and annoying” = beautiful, flawless, unimpeachable haterism. no one can tell u that u aren’t allowed to find a certain characterization boring. “it is morally/objectively wrong to characterize Character A in x way” = sloppy, reactionary, overcommitting. you have left our eastern flank open to attack girl what the hell….now my dedicated hater troops are taking fire from YOUR enemies fuckkkkk