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my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me
fucking the wound man for wounds
how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed
actually scream-laughed at this I'm sorry. Make sure it's safe
A Car (ka-er) was a primitive type of civilian hardsuit that saw widespread use on the planet Earth (disambuguation in footnotes) through the early 19th - late 22nd centuries, primarily for the purpose of transporting lesbians across large distances so they could gather for ritual purposes.
Steelblue Ladybird beetle.
Wooly aphids are super underrated imo.. just look at these little guys!! They’re like tiny fluffy fairies :>>>
They really are! Absolutely precious lil friends
a discord server is like a backroom level in terms of horror and isolation
Every single line of that one House gif is dangerous to allow into your brain but at least an opportunity to accidentally say "He needs mouse bites to live" won't come around often, unlike "This vexes me"
"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?