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it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

On the morning of the knife fight I was scheduled to lose, I washed myself in the ritual soap and dressed in soft, loose fitting clothes as was the custom. I would not break my fast until after the deed was done.

My second ferried me to the entry point at the North, where I declared my secret name to the gatekeeper and several acolytes in quick succession. They prepared me for the inner sanctum, infusing my veins with salt water and drawing intricate sigils on my chest. I bid farewell to my second, who would keep vigil outside. I remember very little after this, but when I awoke, I felt a great weight had been lifted from my chest.

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Anyway, the top surgery yesterday went great!

Rachel is giving us so much CONTENT today, I love her so much omg

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mutuals look we are in the planetarium together

There has to be at least one beach episode where they go talk to a sea monster and Jack Black does the shirtless Slavic kick?? to communicate with it. I would pay money to watch the shit out of this. 

That reminds me, I think there should be a series where Lucy Liu and Jack Black are partners in a supernatural detective agency in an urban fantasy setting where they help various mythical creatures with lost items, missing fae pets, and generally work hard to investigate all the elements of the metaphysical which accidentally scampered through the open window between the worlds.

Importantly their cases don't involve crime or law enforcement, they are helping people, not hunting criminals. Neither of them ever carries a gun.

Oh my god they fuckin killed him dude

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

You know what? I may be late but let's do this one last time.

Urban legend says that if you say their name thrice, they'll come with a different gif each time. Let's try:

Supernatural

Supernatural

S u p e r n a t u r a l

Ah yes the year I almost ruined my hair by split dying it by hand

feel like this mocking of 2012 cringe tumblr hits different for those of us who were there. to my younger followers: it really was like that.

SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE I NEED IT IN MY BRAIN

Well, I’m a sucker for a de-aging/time warp scenario. And along those lines this little scene sprung to mind the other day. 

Essentially the set up is, whether through experimental technology, a time-ripple caused by the darkstar, or something else entirely, teenage Ice and Mav end up getting dropped into the modern day. The proceed to get along just as well as you would expect even younger and brasher versions of these two would. Also Modern!Icemav get stuck babysitting them while the whole things runs its course. 

Goose and Iceman live and they're wingmen ☺️

Found this gem while watching Planes (2013) with my nieces and I can't stop thinking about it 😁