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Things Programmers Shout #454

“A different error message! Finally some progress!” // submitted by @falterfire

I googled science pick-up lines and I was not disappointed

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins. 

Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!  

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential. 

I’m more attracted to you than F is attracted to an electron. 

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. 

You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. 

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. 

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me. 

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through. 

Things Programmers Shout #684

“WHERE IS THE BUG? WHERE IS THE BUG?? IT WAS HERE LAST NIGHT WHY ARE YOU WORKING PROPERLY NOW WHERE DID IT GO?” // submitted by @lemememeringue

envision yourself exactly where you want to be. what motivates you? picture that, and never let it go. keep it in your mind and heart as you construct a plan to achieve what you want. with discipline and some confidence, you will reach your goal. you will.

How I call my friends: myFriends();

Don’t let your idea of who you are become a prison. 

Meet yourself anew every morning.

Allow change.

Allow growth.

Allow yourself to become.

My life :(

Me:*does badly on something im supposed to be good at*

Me: Well i guess this is the end, im not good at anything anymore, i need to rethink my whole life and also die