Latest Posts by putinsactualbigdick - Page 2

one of these days I'm going to have my ears pierced and on that day I will wear hula hoops as "my hoops" I hope on that day I get the chance to take them off and hand them to a friend just to show a bitch what's real

is a song about a necromancer rising someones will to live from the dead

It's so weird getting a new follower on tumblr it's like

Whoa who brought you to this cursed corner of the site

Sad your friends are being rounded up like the terrorists they are?

Did you know that

Antifa isnt an organization, its a shortening of the term anti-fascist, and antifa "members" are just normal people who dont want the USA, the "freest country in the world" to be like Nazi Germany or Mussolini's Italy, with massive crackdowns on freedom of speech and assembly

The United States does not have a domestic terror statute, otherwise plenty of your right wing friends, associates, and mass shooter idols would get slapped with terror charges.

Events now are remarkably similar to Hitler's rise to power, with these unidentified "secret police" doing the exact same thing as the Gestapo, minus searching for jewish people

You would have been a member of the nazi party, and you would have had no problems with the holocaust either, because they "deserved it" by not being good obediant puppets of the state.

But then again, people like you don't care about facts or history.

You know I'm always thinking why can't I get my tumblr to look like I want it but then I'll eventually learn that the way I'm imagining is old tumblr so I kinda can't

If you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside cleaning off the dishes

I am not a violent person but I’m about to be

Here's this side of the conversation just in case anyone wants to read the whole thing. I'm glad that @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow and I could have a good civil conversation and agree that this is a problem that has multiple sides and problems. When you have a civil conversation like this you can come to a more mutual agreement and understand each other's points and ideas. I'm most glad that my user name wasn't pointed out or asked about since it's basically just a big joke.

Serious congrats to @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow for actually being a civilized person with a nice blend of opinions and facts in a political post

You go, @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

on all levels except physical I'm dead

If you use them tag #lanyinktober

I feel attacked

Can we all take a moment to be thankful that Johnny from those weird videos calls his dad Papa and not Daddy

I hate that I spent time watching these videos to make this

if ur ace/aro/aroace and have no idea what the heck ur doing slap that mf reblog button

OG johnny Johnny yASSSS

I am SO happy Johnny Johnny is trending because now I can share my absolute FAVORITE version in the world

@strex-and-the-city

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

@putinsactualbigdick just made me watch Your Name and emotionally traumatized me so fuck him

Root beer floats out a stein

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

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I didn’t need my heart anyway just take that with you tama.

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My new best friend.

A Ravenclaw about any dog or cat that looks at them (via ravenclawravings)

ME THOU!!