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HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.

REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

So the other night during D&D, I had the sudden thoughts that:

1) Binary files are 1s and 0s

2) Knitting has knit stitches and purl stitches

You could represent binary data in knitting, as a pattern of knits and purls…

You can knit Doom.

However, after crunching some more numbers:

The compressed Doom installer binary is 2.93 MB. Assuming you are using sock weight yarn, with 7 stitches per inch, results in knitted doom being…

3322 square feet

Factoring it out…302 people, each knitting a relatively reasonable 11 square feet, could knit Doom.

A quick tip for writers out there, who use Microsoft Words:

Change the background colour of the pages to a mint green shade.

It is said that green is a calming colour, however, the main reason why I like this, is because I can write for a much longer period of time now, as a white background I used before made my eyes dry and exhausted after just a few hours of working.

It is basically much more soft and careful to the eyes. I can’t precisely explain why that is. I think it’s that by making a pinch softer contrast of the text and the background, your eyes does not get exposed to as much light.

Just make sure to not make the background too dark, or else your eyes will get exhausted do to over-fixating the lack of contrast between text and background.

And maybe you find a nice pastel/light background shade that fits you; give it a try.

Different things work out and fits for different people. And I just felt like sharing this.

Here’s the shade numbers I used to get my preferred colour:

Thanks for reading.

The laugh was what sold me

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom” “I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom” “This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

i’m laughing so hard because they really put pennywise on the stairs in this promo image, making this movie look like some political drama that also just happens to star a clown

casual reminder that i wrote an 90-page novel when i was eight about a deranged pensioner who wants to take over the world and return everything to “The Good Old Days”, and which included such choice elements as

a really neurotic vegetarian vampire 

alice cooper, for no apparent reason

an evil supermodel called miranda goth 

three nine-year-olds climbing mount everest in diving helmets 

the entire population of scotland appearing out of literally nowhere to help defeat the antagonists 

“you can take our lives but you cannot take our trousers" 

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

Someone: The modern world is INSANE!!! I wish I was born back in the good old days when everything was so much better and people had values!!! <3<3<3

Every historian: 

self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]

Slytherin Things

-Taking a shower at 11pm -Forgetting that swearing is ‘bad’ becaude you do it so much in the common room -Picking your outfit based off you mood, irregardless of the weather -Winged Eyeliner -Sarcasm -Accidentally being mean -Revenge -Discovering secrets while not giving away your own -Having secrets -Halsey -SARCASM -Fucks given are either 100 or 0 -Drinking tea from fancy cups -Small talk with deeper meaning -Inside jokes -Sly remarks that only people right next to you can hear -Offending people using creative insults rather than the Gryffindor ‘your mom’ -Pretending to be innocent -Did I mention sarcasm

I wish that ao3 had an option to filter warnings (and tbh certain authors) out like I will never ever want to read it and just seeing it puts me off so much that often I end up closing my browser because that content upsets me so much lmao

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SAD BUT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

13x10//Wayward Sisters

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

I casually browsed through Tumblr and well, I’ve saw some s13 Spoiler

i need to leave Tumblr until i finished those episodes,,

Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

it’s like i always say: fuck

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

boring & disrespectful: “oh, i can’t survive without my morning coffee”, “energy drink makes it so that i can get through my boring work”, and so on

living properly: treating caffeinated beverages like very mysterious & powerful magical potions that can give us unforeseen abilities

trying to prove a point to my mother.

reblog if you think its okay for women to wear mens clothing.

hillary clinton told a joke at the al smith dinner tonight. it’s a very simple joke. and these two CNN panelists have completely misunderstood it at every turn. it is making me so god damn angry.

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

5 is the only good uneven number

cutthroat kitchen aka alton brown’s bdsm culinary extravaganza 

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING

astrum - star nauta - sailor ASTRONAUT LITERALLY MEANS “STAR SAILOR” HOW CUTE IS THAT

I feel like this scene was very under appreciated

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT