probably not the best decision maker
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When Jaskier goes to Kaer Morhen for the first time and the other witchers quickly learn that he has no problem using them as furniture, they begin acting like he’s a cat.
Like they all want him to sit on their lap but don’t want to look too eager in fears of scaring him off. Geralt, Eskel and Lambert are all sitting on a couch and hold their breath as Jaskier enters the room, knowing if he wants to sit down it will have to be on top of someone. Jaskier asleep, stretches out a leg over someone’s lap. All the witchers quietly gasp. One time he’s drunk and collapses on top of Lambert and Lambert is flustered, thinking, I have been Chosen ™
Geralt gets impossibly smug at first since Jaskier normally chooses him, but once he starts getting to know the others better he becomes Very Grumpy whenever His Bard chooses someone else.
i taught myself how to gif just so i could gif this moment