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Leena Jay needs to learn how to shut her fucking misandrist mouth for once in her life.
Just as some background, I'm a senior in high school and I'm on the cross country team. My brother's friends live relatively close to me and him so we end up carpooling to and from practice (although with school, it's more carpooling from practice). Our one idiot friend's dad sometimes gets us from practice. Now, this guy annoys me. When we had practice in the summer, he'd occasionally take us there and when he did, he'd get us there late. Anyway, homecoming is coming up and a couple days ago, the dad was talking us home from practice and he was talking to all of us and he's saying something like, "I know this guy and he has some girls that I can set you guys up with as dates for homecoming". Now, I'm gay. However, I'm not admitting that to everyone in the car (there were four of us kids and besides me, everyone is a junior). And the LAST person I'm telling my secret to is this kid's dad. And he started talking to me for a bit, saying "@cadawan, you're not saying anything. You up for a date?" and I was caught off guard so I just go "Hm? Oh...uh, nah". I was sitting in the very back of his car, btw. And I know that he isn't really gonna set us up with dates but istg if he actually did I'd be friggin pissed. That would just be really awkward for me and I'm sure whoever the girls is, she wouldn't like me. I wouldn't want her asking me something like "What's wrong? Do you not like me or something?". Like, what do I say to that?
"Sorry darling, girls just don't do it for me"?
"Sorry, I prefer dudes"?
"Sorry, I'm gay, tho"?
Like, that's all I can think of saying.
Side note, there's actually this cute boy on the cross country team that I totally have a crush on and I'm pretty sure he's gay too but I dunno know if he has a bf and I'm too chicken shit to ask. I personally wouldn't go with a date to homecoming but if he asked me, I wouldn't be able to refuse. He is SUCH a sweet kid and I feel really awkward about fantasizing about kissing him but I can't help it. He is legit the only reason I like going to practice.
I dunno about you guys but I find this funny 😆. Plus, the song is soooo good. Cheap Thrills by Sia
Me: Gets an F on my English essay.
My dad (mad): I can't believe you got an F on your essay!
Me: Damn bro, that's crazy. But....did I ask?
Srsly, tho. I'm prolly boutta get an F on my essay. It's supposed to have something to do with the required summer reading book for English class. But like, I didn't even read the book. How the fuck am I supposed to do an essay on a book I haven't even read? School's crazy, you guys.
This is just my personal opinion but I've found that, to me, there are far more attractive male anime characters than female ones.
Being gay is not a choice. Is that an unpopular opinion? Possibly. What do you guys think?
Don't know why I'm making this post but I just wanna.
So I'm at cross country practice and we're nearing the end of practice and all stretching and this cute boy on the team asked if I wanted a pen that he found so I gladly accepted and then I wrote "Save Ferris" on my leg. It got a laugh out of him so I'm not disappointed.
What's the point of that story? Nothing really. I just wanted to tell y'all somethin that happened to me today. Twas a good day, imo.
I'm fucking livid right now. I saw a video on TikTok of a lady celebrating the fact that two 13 y/o boys killed themselves as a result of what some women were doing (no I'm not targeting women with this post). I was personally repulsed by that video. The person that made that video is nothing less than a despicable piece of shit who can go to hell. Look, if you want to mindlessly hate on men for no good reason, that's one thing. But to be joyful of the fact that two YOUNG boys killed themselves is just sickening. How dare anyone make a video like that. The fact that she could bring herself to do that is just fucking disgraceful.
I'm hoping some of you out there who see this have watched Angels of Death so you know what I'm talking about. I'm rewatching the series and I'm almost done the first episode and Gawd Damn! Dr. Danny is such a fuckin creep. Like, were the creators going for the pedophile act with him. I mean, srsly. In future episodes, we see him as an annoying obstacle with a gun but in the first episode, my dude be putting his hands on Rachel and talking all creepy and before Zack steps in, he looks like he was boutta r@pe her. Like I said, he's such a fuckin creep.
Okay, I'm sure many of us can agree that Deku is just generally adorable. But am I the only one who thinks that school uniform-Deku with a scarf is mega adorable?
Safe to say I've fallen for him. So handsome 🥰.
Okay, if you feel comfortable with doing so, comment and tell me how you came out (if ur gay/bi/lesbian). If you don't feel comfortable, then don't. I just wanna know what it was like since I don't have the guts to come out directly.
Any words of inspiration or wisdom so I can be more swayed to?
I know I keep obsessing over the gay manga that I've read twice now, but I don't really care. Atsuto has a great bod, imo
Lord have mercy on my soul. I want this guy to rock my world 🤤.
I'm too in love with that gay manga. This is my lock screen.
Omigosh 🙈
It's an amazing homoerotic manga but the fact that I have part of it as my lock screen is kinda concerning.
Anyone wanna take a crack at it? I mean, it's only a 'normal' on the difficulty scale.
Question of the day. Y'all gotta listen up real good.
So you're driving down the road on your roof in your bedroom on July 32nd at around 9:30 pm in the morning on Christmas eve and your favorite color is doorknob but you forgot your car keys because your ankles grew ears and your pet snake broke its legs. If the square root of 69 is purple and you got frostbite cuz the moon was too hot, how many numbers of the alphabet is triangle? True or false?
Put your answers in the asks.
This is a bit nsfw (because it's a smut manga) but out of pure horniness, I wanna share what I've been reading. I personally enjoy it (mostly due to the gay sex) but I find the story enjoyable as well, although I don't read much manga so I don't really have anything to compare it to. Oh, also I find the characters hot.
https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/my_quiet_best_friend_s_just_tongue_tied/
Also, as far as I know it has a 9.1 rating so....
Like, comment, or reblog if you agree that Thatveganteacher needs to be canceled from all social media and be given a good smack in the head, a proper education, and a proper lesson in decency. Like, she honestly needs to think before she speaks. Watch this:
Now, I have nothing against normal vegans....this pest, however, is not a normal vegan. Well, I should say she's more of a plague than a pest.
I swear she was born with her feet in her mouth.
Yo I just finished watching Bungo Stray Dogs today and I'm sad that it's done (for the moment, cuz I think there's supposed to be a season 4) but it had such a good ending. I fucking love the ending lines between Dazai and Atsushi:
Dazai: "Raise your glass"
Atsushi: "Huh? Alright but what are we toasting to?"
Dazai: "To the Stray Dogs"
Atsushi: "To the Stray Dogs"
*clink*
Taking a break from ship bashing, I bring you all one of my favorite scenes from My Hero Academia....Hero Too!!!
"Are you seeing this? Midoriya....Sir....look at her. She's smiling."
If you watch the show, that line hits deep.
Please see this. Feel free to copy some of these down.
The past hurts. You can either run from it, or learn from it.
He who fears that he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.
Why should I apologize for who I am? No one ever apologized for making me this way.
Find worth in yourself before finding it in others.
Why do we close our eyes when we cry, kiss, pray, or dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by the heart.
Do not speak badly of yourself, for the warrior within will hear those words and be lessened by them.
Your words cut deep, deeper than any blade.
It takes strength to fight, but it takes a man to cry when the battle is over.
A sword wields no strength unless the hands that hold it have courage.
The most painful thing isn't a cut or a broken bone, the most painful thing is having the people you make memories with slowly become memories.
A man doesn't cry because he is weak, he cried because he has been strong for far too long.
Win in silence. Remember, a lion does not roar after a kill.
Be strong, for when life gets you down, the weak say "why me" but the strong say "try me".
The difference between a master and a novice is the master has failed more times than the novice has tried.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some appear to be wise until you hear them speak.
Be patient. Even the sun needs time to shine at it's brightest.
Stress doesn't solve the problems of tomorrow, it only takes away the peace of today away.
It matters not what you were born as, it matters what you grow to be.
You will not be punished for your anger, you'll only be punished by your anger.
It is not bad to hit rock bottom, because the only way left to go is up.
If a wise man does not like the life he has, he creates the life he wants.
Slow down, life is to be savored.
Life is not measured by how many breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.
It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years.
The saddest thing is not someone changing, it's remembering who they used to be.
Don't cry that you are getting old, feel glad that you are not old yet.
A girl breaking your heart is like her throwing a rock into the ocean, she never knows how deep it goes.
Loving someone is like giving that person a loaded gun aimed at your heart and trusting them not to pull the trigger.
Blood writes a better story than the darkest ink.
It's better to have regret than to never have tried at all.
No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.
If you can't fly, then run. If you can't run, then walk. If you can't walk, then crawl. But by all means, keep moving forward.
Your training isn't over when your body gives up, it's over when your mind gives up.
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Blood makes you related, but loyalty....that is what makes you family.
He who waits patiently receives the biggest prize.
You cannot save a life, you can only delay death.
Every warrior eventually comes to realize that pain is inevitable but suffering is optional.
You never lose friends, you only learn who the real ones are.
I may have no honor, but you are a slave to it.
It's always "what's the dog doing", never "how's the dog doing".
Good memories are easy to identify because they are the one you remember so well.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it's called the present.
A world without pain is a world without love.
Don't cry because it ended, smile because it happened.
Love doesn't come from loving the perfect person, it comes by learning to love the imperfect person.
Love ends when the relationship ends, but true love lasts forever.
It is better to live a short life full of doing what you love, rather than a long life spent in a miserable way.
Life is hard but there is no easy way to escape your problems.
Don't cry because they are gone, be happy that they were here to make memories with.
Guys, my chromebook is running so slowly and I don't know why. I mean, I have only the necessary tabs open; a fanfic tab, a YouTube tab, and 9 anime tabs. You know what I think it is, I think it's probably the fact that it's a school issued device. Yeah, definitely that and nothing else.
Is it just me or does Tomura Shigaraki just seem like he'd be a sub?
Question of the day. Y'all gotta listen up real good.
So you're driving down the road on your roof in your bedroom on July 32nd at around 9:30 pm in the morning on Christmas eve and your favorite color is doorknob but you forgot your car keys because your ankles grew ears and your pet snake broke its legs. If the square root of 69 is purple and you got frostbite cuz the moon was too hot, how many numbers of the alphabet is triangle? True or false?
Put your answers in the asks.
This is to all them straight/bi ladies out there.
So were all aware of that "guys are oblivious to girls' hints" stereotype, right? Well, this is true in a lot of cases so here's a reminder that the phrase "I'm cold" is a terrible hint, especially nowadays. Btw, I got this from an actual reddit comment.
Okay, I feel like this is sort of an odd description for a guy but I personally feel like this is the best way I can describe Dazai's face. I wouldn't say cute nor would I say hot. Handsome can be a good adjective but I describe him as having a very pretty face. Again, I know that's an odd description for a guy but I've heard men be described as pretty before and I see Dazai that way.
😍😍😍
I reeeeeeeally want him to give me a nice pat and a little peck on the head.
I'm not gonna be one of those anime fans who is hell-bent on trying to get other people to watch anime but Attack on Titan is fawking great, especially the intro songs. If you want to, give 'em a listen/watch.
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Not really sure what this means so I'll give you a dose of Dazai instead
Seriously, though, may I ask what it means?
So has everyone seen the video of the guy on a plane with a Burger King crown shouting profanities (including slurs) at people? Well, the thing I find funny about that isn't his words, but the fact that he's wearing a Burger King crown. It's just so random. Okay, there's also the smile he gives that lady but that's pretty much it.