Latest Posts by realhumanipromise - Page 3

Risotto may not be exciting food, but it sure is easier to eat than basically anything else.

I think we should put all spiders in a place that isn't my house. That would be pretty neat, in my opinion.

I feel I should add that I'm not angry at the person who broke up with me but just the world in general. Also, I was right in the tags. Grilled cheese is good shi.

Converting sadness into anger like some satanic (praise be) steam engine may not be a healthy coping mechanism, but idk, looks pretty good...

Converting sadness into anger like some satanic (praise be) steam engine may not be a healthy coping mechanism, but idk, looks pretty good...

"Doesn't the passage of time scare you? The fact that we are relentlessly pushed along a path to our deaths? The fact that you were forced into this, and your only way to stop it is to end up in the same place it was taking you anyway?"

Maybe, but if time didn't pass my quiche would never be cooked, so that motherfucker better keep going.

So I'm in France, celebrating my nan's birthday, and I decide "hey, maybe I should check the news. Maybe that would be a good idea". And the UK is on 300,000 cases a day. What the fuck. If I get stuck here I swear to whatever god is still listening I will lose my shit.

I remembered, a while ago I went to Naples.

And they deep fried a calzone? Just put the poor bastard in hot oil cause why the fuck not. Was this a thing I just didn't know about? Was the restaurant on crack? Both?

I need to know why this exists.

My 3 AM thoughts were me thinking about how my country fucked itself by leaving the EU (guess).

And I realised that they are doing Brexit way more extreme than they said they would. Just like

Leave: Oh yeah, we'll stay in the European Economic Area, and I guarantee food and other standards will remain at a reasonable quality.

People fail to realise that I am almost always off in my own world. I do not ignore you intentionally, I just don't realise that the world my body is in wants my attention. Be gentle with my wandering brain, because it will overreact to your offence.

You know the bit in the door that holds the door closed? I opened a door, went through, but lost my balence. I didn't realise for a solid 5 minutes, but I had cut my arm open with it, ripping off my own skin, but there was no blood whatsoever. That scar is still there about 18 months later.

Hey if you’re ever embarrassed by any scars you have just remember that I have a three inch scar down the length of my forearm from where I scratched myself on a microwave while cleaning

One of the major components of a neural network is literally called a bias. We should've known.

@hatr @fasterthanlime

I have The Big Stomach Sick, and among other things, I have abdominal cramps, and is this really what some of you womb-having human beings deal with every month? How do you cope?!!

No-one:

My 2am suicidal thoughts: Give up, Wah-ha!

From now on, all of my intrusive thoughts will be voiced by Waluigi.

From now on, all of my intrusive thoughts will be voiced by Waluigi.

You ever just realise that your lack of self confidence is so utterly crippling you find yourself unable to talk to people you like about things they might possibly percieve as negative?

Cause yeah.

Everybody do something.

My mum has colleagues in india who have had family members die because they couldn't get oxygen. I may be a bit late, I only started actively tumblring yesterday, but please...

Everybody do something.

So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.

There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.

There is no plan.

Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.

Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.

We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.

This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.

We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.

People are dying.

People are dying.

People are dying and there is no plan.

More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.

My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.

Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.

But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.

She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.

So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.

If you can, donate.

Or spread the word.

Help. Please.

I went to see a musical for the first time in a year and a half, and London really does seem to have forgotten the existence of ol' Rona. It's kind of surreal to see an entire train car of people ignoring signs plastered all over the carriage and station.

Anyway, went to see Six, and it was much pog, can reccomend.

I'm learning Japanese on duolingo, and they really did just put the word for ears in the lesson after cat like

I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT