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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
it's international asexuality day! remember to celebrate by giving ur local asexual 100$ and listening to the m o s t graphic sex joke that you'd never expect from them 💜
“How’s your WIP going?”
"Have you made any progress?”
“How close are you to being done?”
6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away
I love my friends I love spring break I love hanging out
SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE HANGING OUT RIGHT NOW
HAVE FUN CHILLING YOU DESERVE IT!! LOVE YOU!
Lord give me strength I must travel to the other side of my room
pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly
some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break
im cooking
while you were fucking around, athena, artemis and hestia were studying the blade, the bow and the barbecue
annabeth saying zeus will never let percy leave olympus alive and percy replying "I'm done running from monsters" like the line between gods and monsters is completely blurred
I'm GAGGED they GAGGED ME
Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.
me when my tummy hurts
gray hair has me feeling like barking for real. gnawing through steel. i could shatter several panes of glass with one hand and not even blink
annabeth trying to dismantle a GOD's unbeatable machine because her fatal flaw is hubris and percy just knowing he was going to sit on the machine because his fatal flaw is loyalty THIS FUCKING WRITERS ROOM PLEASE SPARE ME
can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
Excalibur’s Geode № 32
the bad kids + text posts: fabian (aramais) seacaster edition
okay but fr lakes actually terrify me. idk what is down there or what my foot is touching. any murky body of water is a fucking no go for me. i need to be able to see what I’m stepping on at all times. yes this applies to tall grass and leaves as well
nothing much scarier than a lake. that water has been there for so long. too long some might say. wet
The fact that Riz Gukgak (the boy who doesn't know how to take a break, who is deeply afraid of drifting apart from his friends, who "has a hard time connecting to his dearest friends unless he can feel useful") was the one who manifested a creature that forced The Bad Kids to work together again and robbed them of having a proper summer break is so poetic.
imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions
there are literally so many books in the world and they just keep writing more and i’ll never be able to read them all. devastating i feel like throwing up
do you ever find yourself bedeviled by writing ideas that are the equivalent of finding a single carrot in your fridge. your brain goes "we should write a pirate story" or "we should write a parisian thief caper" and you ask, "all right, what do we cook with that, then?" and it says "no other ingredients (:"
Can’t believe I ran into the infamous Barron Weezer DS post like 2 years later
The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party
love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though
has anyone ever had sex before