just a loser who simps over fictional characters. pronouns she/he/they. agender and asexual
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i LOVE to see how we're all reaching insane levels of delusion over bobby's death
are you five nights at fucking kidding me
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
haymitch to maysilee and wyatt everytime they speak
that one scene in crooked kingdom
The rest of B-Shift hearing about Ravi committing domestic terrorism for the sake of Chimney even after Bobby offered to take the fall and just thinking, “Oh God, they finally got him. They roped Ravi into their sick little co-dependent work family. We’re never getting him back.”
the way suzanne saw people romantically shipping haymitch and maysilee for years and said i’ll give you something even better. that’s actually his mean girl sister that he loathed for years and then grew to love like family! easily one of the best dynamics in the series
me: sees the word “despair”
the voice in my head that says danganronpa: danganronpa
Hit anime of the summer!
Suzanne Collins number one Maysilee Donner defender
I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.
haymitch says himself katniss is like him, but luckier.
katniss realized the berries were nightlock before peeta ate them.
all I know is at some point in the next book Jeremy is gonna find out that Jean was crushing on his pictures for YEARS and he’s just gonna combust. bye bye Blondie
Buck to Eddie after two people suggested he has feelings for him: you can't come back here
You know, actually, I think my favorite part of this episode is the idea of Bobby, sitting in his office, giving a reference for Eddie to this new captain, while also actively staking his claim, like "that man belongs in MY firehouse, you can borrow him but you canNOT have him."
Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses
Maddie: you need to make new friends
Buck: I slept with my ex
Maddie: please learn to be alone
buck subplot: my 8 year situationship is leaving me 😔💔
average maddie subplot:
rest in peace barkbark von barkenstein
give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
they're showing us that one tubi ad on here a million times because they're scared poob will become the more popular streaming service
STOP SHOWING ME THE BOY WITH THE FLESH HAT
Dracula scrambling around the castle pretending to be his own servants is so important in showing that aside from being a super powerful evil vampire-sorcerer he is also a huge loser
made these, like, forever ago. thought maybe i'd share them