At the request from @casuallyyoungdragon on part 1, I decided to to another hot take from @coffiero original idea! So, here it is!
(credit to @hargays for the amazing gifs.)
Luther Hargreeves - White
"Time
Hasn't been kind
Losing your mind
Trynna find
A place where you can lie
To yourself
Are you happy alone?"
Diego Hargreeves - The Underground
"As you wait for something to fight for
People find themselves without a cause
And I see all the hidden lies
Behind the all seen eye"
Allison Hargreeves - Hospital Beds
"I wanna dance with you
Take my hand, and I'll show you a few moves
This is it; no more sorrow
Leave the living for today, and the dying for tomorrow"
Klaus Hargreeves - Too Many People
"Will I be fine?
I never ever know
No one ever ever knows
Have I lost my mind?
Oh tell me why
I can't live and die
Elegantly high
And beautifully blind"
Five Hargreeves - Love The Void
"Love the void, my friend
You don't know where it ends
Your time will never stop
Tick-tock on the big clock"
Ben Hargreeves - Death Is A Party, Invite All Your Friends
"I want you to see what I've seen
I want you to be where I've been
If you go what I've been through
Maybe there's some hope for you
This is how the story ends
Death is a party, invite all your friends"
Vanya Hargreeves - Rag Doll
"Hello goodbye all my lovers
(Time is ticking) sun is going down
Sitting in my teacup spinning
Watching the world slowly drown
In this house that has taught me nothing
People ask: why not burn it down?"
Rewriting tua: Diego is there in time to get eudora's call, the two of them rescue klaus together?
Everyone actually notices Klaus is gone
At least half of them apologise for not noticing Klaus was gone/ failing to rescue him
Klaus shares what actually happened to him
Klaus gets to beat a MF up at least once
Luther and Allison are BEST FRIENDS ONLY
We get an entire fun episode from Claires pov as a chill intermission without angst
Similarly we get an entire episode from Ben’s pov and it’s revealed that in between helping Klaus he just dicks around in the afterlife
Vanya is gay/bi/pan
Five stays in his old man suit from the 1st episode the whole time
Eudora joins the team instead of dying
Dave joins the team instead of dying
At the very end of the season in the after credits scene at the very very end Delores talks out loud to everyone and what she says is “fuck”. It’s never mentioned or brought up again
Some people smile at the end of the day Some people laugh, I suppose But to me, there’s nothing but gloom and despair That’s just how the story goes…
Tagging spoilers under #tua spoilers and #spoilers. I’ll add others if anybody wants!
Back by popular demand, TUA as Jenna Marbles Part 2 - (part 1)
Ben: sucks that my childhood was ruined by dad, at least now I’m almost an adult so I’ll be able to leave
The horror:
i love them so badly you have no idea-
my therapist: long haired aquaman david castañeda isn’t real and can’t hurt you
long haired aquaman david castañeda:
Merry Christmas @tehmoonofficial ! I love your blog and I hope you have an amazing holiday! I heard you liked Dolores? I hope you like it! For the tua secret santa! @secret-santa-klaus
Ben: how do you make time fly?
Five: time isn’t real
Klaus: give him a break, he’s dead
Five: but it’s not-
Ben, crying: y-you throw the clock