The Umbrella Academy As Justin Min Tweets

Why did Reggie not like coffee? Does Five like coffee because Reggie didn't like it?

Reginald doesn’t allow caffeine in the house because when Pogo drinks caffeine he gets hyper and breaks things. Five started off drinking coffee because it wasn’t allowed and fuck you dad, but now he’s addicted. He just makes sure never to drink it in the same room as pogo.

Word of the Day: санитар (Day 4)

санитар /sənʲɪˈtar/ noun, general – orderly, hospital attendant

Female counterpart is санитарка. 

В палату примчались санитары. The orderlies rushed into the room.

This is the Day 4 of the handwriting challenge. I’m very glad that many of you have been enjoying it! Three more days, and you are done! 

Do y’all ever have those days where your posts don’t show up in the public tags?

Jim from the office and Ben from the umbrella academy are the same person

lookie here its our fave ghostly duo !!! finally finished this after a long while OOF– 

from our dysfunctional family to yours, happy holidays!

MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄🎄🎄

Ben and Klaus Hargreeves are such a lovable duo!

TUA Power-swap AU

Because I’ve seen one or two?? already and wanted to add my own. (This is very basic and superficial AU, but that’s what I have lol) 

Basically:

·         Luther- Ben- big, awkward Luther who’s scared to leave the house because leaving the house means stress of accidentally releasing the Horror. And stressed Luther means, hello, tentacles. It’s a cursed cycle so he stays in the house most of the time and does a lot of meditation and control exercises

·         Diego- Klaus- ‘my-middle-name-is-Angry’ Diego would take no shit from no ghosts. He’d slap on a pair of earbuds and blast…idk, something super loud (Slipknot??) to drown out the noise

·         Allison- Diego- badass, knife-wielding, action star Allison??? Do I need to say more?

·         Klaus- Five- our boy still travels his ass to Vietnam and meets Dave but before he dies, he zaps them back to present, safe and sound, and happy as they deserve to be

·         Five- Vanya- uhh, this AU has him sorta-kinda-totally dead (that’s why he still looks 13) but imagine this little murder machine, who is technically 30 years old, following Diego around and making remarks on his poor life decisions the whole time (and helping him solve cases ofc)

·         Ben- Allison- he doesn’t really use his power much. He has learned to think carefully before using it so when he does everybody knows shit hit the fan

·         Vanya- Luther- just. tiny Vanya being able to bench press literally everyone and everything and random people being like “???How????”

Bonus (aka a measly bit of plot I came up with for this):

Five and Reginald get into an argument during which Five lashes out (much like Vanya did in the series). Reginald decided to medicate him but fucks up and ends up killing him. Now pissed AND dead, Five tells Diego what happened and he tells the rest of their siblings and their mom. Long story short, they kill Reginald and live happily ever after.

The Hargreeves as my favorite FOB songs

Luther- Sugar We’re Going Down or The Kids Arent Alright

Diego- Grand Theft Autumn or A Little Less Sixteen Candles

Allison- Death Valley or Thnks fr th Mmrs

Klaus- I Dont Care or Hum Hallelujah or 20 Dollar Nose Bleed [i couldn’t choose sue me]

Five- Centuries or This Ain’t a Scene

Ben- Just One Yesterday [this was a hard one]

Vanya- What a Catch Donnie

The Hargreeves- Immortals

The Hargreeves as MCR songs

The Hargreeves as P!atd songs