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Thought is share my fav miku :33

❗Tip: You can add more RAM to your trans robot girl by simply ramming her on all fours. It doesn't actually add RAM, but it does get her processor speeding up, and that's close enough.

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

“Golly Gee…I wonder where I’m going to sit!!!”

“Heyyyyy!!! Fresh Meat!!!”

“Uh? Hi?”

“Come sit over here babygirl…”

“…Why, thank you!”

“Wow…is my bestie looking out for me by calling me over a malewife? I’m gonna have to thank her…”

“You….You can call me Mommy if you want…”

“Re…Really? You really mean it?”

“Oh that fucking BITCH….I CALLED DIBS on THAT ASS…”

@nerosero-requiem you might like this 😭🤌

(I haven't read/watch Dr stone yet but when I saw this my brain screamed NERO to me LOL HAHAHAHH)

Chiaki: It's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. I DID kill Alduin, who cares if Thomas the Tank Engine was there.

Source: Tumblr

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.

??? this 20yo beefing with the kid half his age

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

Illager vs Piglin

why do they have the same hairline

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

Kohaku: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Stanley: Make his dick hard not his life.

Mozu: Break her bed not her heart.

Ryusui: Play with her boobs (or his chest) not her (or his) feelings.

Gen: Get on his dick not his nerves.

Franois: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

i love being a girl

just encountered a corner of pinterest with some of the craziest cocktail recipes ive ever seen. i dont drink so idk how these would taste but the names and graphics alone are really getting to me

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

forcing my transfem puppygirl to shower but rewarding her by letting her see my soapy boobs.

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🛍️Today's Miku "figure" is:🛍️

Minidoll plush backpack ver.