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2 years ago

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

2 years ago

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

2 years ago

Bouncing off this post because I’ve seen a lot of people adding this thought in the reblogs.

Don’t ever be afraid to read way back in time (I’m talking many years!) through someone’s AO3 works, and leave kudos and positive comments along the way. I promise it’s not weird or creepy or any of the things people sometimes worry about! This should be your rule of thumb-

If an author chose to leave a fic on AO3, no matter how old, they want it to be read and they want to know when you’ve enjoyed it! 👌

2 years ago

Me, telling my family for the 50th time: i will never have children

My older sister, immediately: I predict that to be false

...good to know my desires are being taken care of

2 years ago

I told my incredibly religious family "if I ever have children it will be against my will" and they just laughed....

I don't think they understood the implications that I was trying to say


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2 years ago

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

2 years ago

in case people would like context:

In Case People Would Like Context:

NO MORE DREAM IN MCC WHO CHEERED

2 years ago
Tangled Gave Us So Much, But Mostly It Gave Us The Beautiful And Intense Love Of A Horse And The Man

tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison

2 years ago

always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness

2 years ago
ANNA KARENINA (2012) | Costume Design By JACQUELINE DURRAN
ANNA KARENINA (2012) | Costume Design By JACQUELINE DURRAN
ANNA KARENINA (2012) | Costume Design By JACQUELINE DURRAN
ANNA KARENINA (2012) | Costume Design By JACQUELINE DURRAN
ANNA KARENINA (2012) | Costume Design By JACQUELINE DURRAN
ANNA KARENINA (2012) | Costume Design By JACQUELINE DURRAN
ANNA KARENINA (2012) | Costume Design By JACQUELINE DURRAN
ANNA KARENINA (2012) | Costume Design By JACQUELINE DURRAN
ANNA KARENINA (2012) | Costume Design By JACQUELINE DURRAN
ANNA KARENINA (2012) | Costume Design By JACQUELINE DURRAN

ANNA KARENINA (2012) | costume design by JACQUELINE DURRAN

2 years ago

did not everyone get a lecture from their dad to have a firm handshake? like sir what am I supposed to do with this limp fish you just handed me


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2 years ago

me: hey can I get backstage for a reason

security person: yeah that's fine I've seen you around

me (internally screaming):

Me: Hey Can I Get Backstage For A Reason

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2 years ago

A bit of trivia:  A lot of people don’t understand what it means to “Count sheep” to sleep. In reality it’s an Insomnia treatment method where you pick a random topic where there might be several examples that fit the criteria “Disney witches” for example or “Films that feature Dracula as a character.”  It can be anything at all.  "Movies with Danny Elfman musical scores.“  You don’t Google the answer.  You lay there and try to think of things that fit the topic you chose and count them. That’s how you really “Count Sheep.”  

2 years ago
Rockabilly/Grease AU Superbat W/ Bat Lightning!
Rockabilly/Grease AU Superbat W/ Bat Lightning!
Rockabilly/Grease AU Superbat W/ Bat Lightning!
Rockabilly/Grease AU Superbat W/ Bat Lightning!
Rockabilly/Grease AU Superbat W/ Bat Lightning!
Rockabilly/Grease AU Superbat W/ Bat Lightning!
Rockabilly/Grease AU Superbat W/ Bat Lightning!
Rockabilly/Grease AU Superbat W/ Bat Lightning!
Rockabilly/Grease AU Superbat W/ Bat Lightning!
Rockabilly/Grease AU Superbat W/ Bat Lightning!

Rockabilly/Grease AU Superbat w/ Bat Lightning!

2 years ago

sometimes i say things then people want me to clarify like no i didn't have an example i lied i'm a terrible little liar


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2 years ago

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: the remaining staff at twitter are actively bullying me now. Jed from accounting called me a "little baby bitchboy" to my face and nobody even said anything. I mean obviously I fired him and I'm having my goons break his wife's legs, but still. it hurts :(
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: some joker impersonating me said I drink my own urine every morning. this is false. I drink it at various times of the day
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: I love comedy. can't get enough of it. but using jokes to speak truth to power? absolutely disgusting.
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: why would anybody ever punch UP? punching down means you won't get your ass kicked. it's obvious.
jeph jacques twitter with the display name as elon musk and the pfp is the picture of a younger balding elon musk. text says: I support Free Speech on Twitter, unless you're making fun of me, which is illegal.

goodnight, sweet prince

blank twitter heading of jeph jacques's twitter account. text says Account Suspended
2 years ago

(frantically checks the name and pronouns of someone i speak to regularly despite knowing them)

2 years ago
Don’t Do It, Don’t Do It, Don’t Do It-

Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it-

ah nvm he went inside

(-Pod 153, probably)

2 years ago
#this Had To Be Done
#this Had To Be Done
#this Had To Be Done

#this had to be done

2 years ago

my love for copying accents is going to get me in trouble one day

2 years ago
Kind Of Obsessed With The Tumblr Twitter Account
Kind Of Obsessed With The Tumblr Twitter Account

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

2 years ago

my thoughts about fruits basket: great show, wish it was a little more gay

2 years ago

youre just mad cuz I learned the cheat codes and youre stuck playing life the old fashioned way

2 years ago
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2 years ago

““It was so annoying when it started and so sad when it stopped””

— TechnoDad, about Techno making noise at 2 am

2 years ago
Technodad's Words Regarding Grieving Over Techno

Technodad's words regarding grieving over Techno

highly suggest for you all to read it

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