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Sarcoma aka Doomed Sarcoma (Czech, based Siberia, Russia) - So We Found Him, 2023, Paintings: Digital Art

¡¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN!! HAPPY 15TH TO OUR BEAUTIFUL QUINCEAÑERA <3

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I'm too anxious to reblog on Tumblr but if anything that proves I need this.

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

THE DINO KING IS ON MY DASH SUCH A HAPPY DAY.

PRAISE THE NIGEL.

PRAISE HIM!

Migel Narvin <3 poor man keeps getting eaten

EVERYONES FAVOURITE TIME TRAVELLING ZOOLOGIST:

NIGEL MARVEN!

Crash

This is my tap water I promise it's not milk.

okay i usually don’t like these kinds of posts but i was having a discussion with some friends from different part of the country/world sooo….. 

reblog and put in the tags where you’re from/whether or not you consider the tap water clean enough to drink I am actually genuinely curious. I’m from florida and i’ve been told that it’s usually unsafe to drink unfiltered. 

My life might be a bit shit RN but I am not risking it crashing off a cliff. Respect the Zeroni, may she bring me good fortune.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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THIS IS IT LADS. IT'S TIME TO MOURN.

I've been depressed all week.

At first, I thought this was gonna be like when Victorians would pose for photos with corpses so they would have pictures after they died but nah its somehow sadder.

The fact that Baron & Co. are in the portrait is honestly very sweet.

I repeat this again. Petty Guillermo's vibes are just off.

Okay! You didn't need to remove all of the Colin's in the opening man are ya tryna kill me?

Donal my man!

Random gaffer man has definitely either been fucked or been fed on by Donal. Just sayin.

Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh bro SVU slaps. I love Munch and since he left I can't watch it but man. I love SVU.

I am the Baron, I feast upon hate.

Nandor really has just had a lot this year. His entire reality has been shaken, he can't get a woman, and now the man whose name he can only remember because he has written it down and has it in his coat is dead. Not to mention, he crushed in said mans head. Hard times.

Guillermo presuming he was going with him is very Guillermo.

"My sweet, sweet Guillermo..."

4th wall breaking is excellent. Acknowledging the camera is great.

Fuck the United Kingdom-A resident of the United Kingdom.

I feel incredibly bad for Nadja. Poor qween.

I don't want the show to end but I would love if they went abroad for a vibe. Like for their characters.

"Eat, Pray Prey, Love"

Angy Guillermo.

Awwww family. Nadja can't deal.

Oh no. Is it tea? In this episode of What We Do In The Shadows? From Lazlo? It's more likely than you'd think.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Lazlo. My heart. Precious.

Lazlo changed his mind so easily.

Guillermo. For a second, you made it sound like you were gonna say something. You faked me once, don't do it again.

Bodyslam!

There is so much camera shaking.

Vampires like fighting and fucking. They know what they are doing.

Oh? A test, you say. Hmmmmmm...

Boy best friends trip! Boy best friends trip!

Awwwwwwwww. Guillermo wanted a hug. He was denied.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE."

"Travelling the world with my Nand-Master."

I do like The Guide. Her accent is very appealing.

Colin Robinson. There is something going on, with Colin Robinson down there. Concern.

Lazlo is not going. Just a feeling.

I knew it. Well, not the kidnapping Guillermo bit. But, the leaving.

Is there gonna be a lil baby Colin?

Lil baby Colin! I fucking hate it. So much.

Okay I am very sad but honestly, I'm mostly satisfied. There is some things I don't vibe with, but I think that is the point of the episode.

Welcome. You must stretch before you dance read this.

Nandor is looking so sad. I feel it. I also feel Guillermos desperation.

Colin Robinson trying to prod and then being burned is a brilliant moment.

Lazlo reacting to being dissed is me when I get called heartless or scary. "Thank you".

Nandor is following the traditional routes to deal with depression I see. Longing. Sex. A brief moment of joy. And then, the slumber.

WTF is that thotty outfit Nandor. You look like your mom bought you a Halloween costume that's too big for you.

Colin, this is a brilliant idea. Lie your arse off. I hope it works.

The first vampire is not an important person? Damn that's rough.

Wait, is it actually Colin's 100th. How is it only 100. I thought he would be much older.

Lazlo and Colin are best friends and I love that for them.

He even knows that the Hamster Dance is his favourite song. Platonic love right there.

I recognise Dominicas' actor but I cannot think of his name it. It's the evil guy from Alvin and the Chipmunks. He was in Megamind too I think as Minion. I gotta search that up.

DAVID CROSS MAH MAN!

OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS. ITS BULLOCK. ACTUAL FUCKIN DETECTIVE BULLOCK. THE TRAILER PARK TRASH FROM THEORY OF A DEADMANS BEST SONG. DETECTIVE MURPHY MY MAN.

I love Donal Logue. He is great. He has a trans daughter and we love that so much he is so accepting. I love Nadja being so fangirly too.

Donal just 'going with the lifestyle' is honestly such a powerful and relatable statement we love.

Chicken buggies with spaghetti is such a good meal I want it in my mouth now. Fuck ranch though.

Vampires turn to ash when they die normally. It's not very often we have seen an actual vampire corpse. Like what is she hoping to see.

Guillermo. You have seen one of the most impressive penises in the vampiric world. Care to explain?

Guillermo having a scared gay crisis in the corner while they decide if Nandors member is average is just such feeding for the ship. Nandermo is the queer ship on TV RN and they just keep on getting fed.

Lazlo speech? Lazlo speech. A dull man who we love very much.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Lazlo loves Colin. Platonically. I hope. Their friendship is adorable.

OH NO! GODS NO! NOT COLIN! DON'T TAKE MY BOY.

I don't want Colin to go. He's my keychain for a reason.

Young, dumb, and full of cum. Yes Colin, you truly are. ;).

Oh that is disgusting. I am so sorry Colin Robinson. I will miss you dearly.

I will be in mourning for the rest of this week. Tears will be spilled (internally).

New episode let's go!

Colin stop dancing like that you are gonna hurt himself.

Love the alternate opening this episode so good.

Awwwwww I love the Nandor dolls I bet there will be an Etsy store selling it soon.

Vampire depression feels like nor al depression but SPICY.

IDK this brooding feels pretty gay.

That's a cult. That is a cult. Get out of there dude.

Definitely a cult.

Welcome! You must stretch before you dance.

Oh gods that is disgusting I do not vibe put the teeth back. Not like hat woman who did it with superglue though IDK get dentures.

She isn't actually drinking it this is a con I bet it is a con.

15 seconds later: "Told ya."

Lil gay fight.

Boop.

Wow Guillermo way to make the mood down.

I love Nandors new look. I want his hair.

Ahhh yes completely normal Guillermo working on my fitness.

The cult is coming.

Yey more fight scenes I love fight scenes.

I wonder how the vampires have been surviving on the blood front. Smoothies?

I love the silver-lined seat belts. I want that in my car and I don't have a car or a vampire.

Poor Nandor he looks so sad in the cage at least he can work out.

Love the end credits music. So fun.

They are about to die. Oh gods they are about to die.

They died.

I hope there is still clear signs of this stuff in the next episode. The hair, I just love the hair.

I really enjoyed the vibe of this episode seeing Nandor acting more current and human is great it says a lot for Kayvans acting skills that there was never a point that I thought it was just Kayvan. Seriously though I want that hair I wish it were achievable for me but alas it is not.

So thanks to moving into uni and classes I wasn't able to watch the last 3 episodes of WWDITS. Heartbreaking. But I like looking back at my live reactions so I am gonna watch em all now and master post em. What's the worst that can happen.

Episode 5: The Chamber of Judgement

Guillermo and The Guide both waiting in the shadows (heh) for them is such a good moment.

I love that Lazlo and Colin just being completely uninterested in the Council and just fuckin around with Shaun is so sweet. Just gonna let the world know that there is a fanfic shipping Lazlo and Shaun and I support it it's funny.

Kingmaker Guillermo enters the chat.

The Guy Pillow guy looks a little like Paul Hollywood and now I'm dying.

Shaun is in an MLM. I'm scared for him. Poor boy.

Guillermo wants the throne. I approve of this plan. He deserves it.

Guillermo and Nandor are boyfriends only RN it's in spirit.

Colin 'the guy who looks like a foetus' Robinson.

LAZLO IS GOIN TO COURT. YES!

Guillermo wants something. Power hungry Guillermo is weird I don't subscribe. It makes me uncomfy.

I wanna do the sick white robe running and dancing.

Why did they keep on walking put of the caravan.

Derek has Doc Martens and a hellhound. Beautiful.

LAZLO! IN COURT! WITH BOXES OF PORNOGRAPHY! I LOVE IT!

Awww I feel bad for poor Lazlo, failing like that.

Lazlo standing just completely gone is how I feel after a heavy conversation.

Episode 6: The Escape

Oh they fucked up. They fucked up bad.

Honestly I respect The Sire. Sire hungy, Sire dig hole, Sire stop hungy.

Lazlo: No, it's a fucking urban myth, like ghosts and large penises. 👀 👀 👀

Is it Baron time? It's Baron time.

Girly-Jim. He did nail it.

Guillermo is done, disgusted, and in danger.

NADJA DOLL STAN.

Once again, not a fan of Guillermo power

I did not know The Watchers are ladies. I have only seen screencaps. I love them.

The Baron riding on the hellhound is way funnier in motion.

How *do* you know what vampire piss tastes like.

Yeah racism orgies sound fun.

I partially retract my statement Guillerrmo bitchslapping Nandor was awesome.

The Sire looks cool AF. The harmonica isn't going to work.

OH MY GODS LAZLO HARMONICA VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT I LOVE IT!

Nandor pulling Guillermo too early is definitely no homo.

How has it taken Colin until the year of our lord 2021 to learn about that's what she said. Boy we be reppin that joke for decades.

Oh my I want a TV show of The Sire, The Baron, and the hellhound. They are an adorable combo. We stan and ship.

That Hussein press conference reference tho. Beautiful.

Episode 7: The Siren

(I have seen nothing about this episode yet so this is full blind).

Lazlo and Colin Robinson are the true buddy cop duo. They got that vibe.

SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA.

Israel/Palestine being described as a win/win is terrifying.

Poor Nadja doll, she can't get around. We need to get her a car or something too.

Guillermo calling out the camera crew is powerful but unfair they did it because you both have the same problem you stupid man.

Is it just me or has the art team declined a little. A couple of them have looked a bit off. They are mostly good still.

Poor Nadja doll. I feel bad for her. I will miss her, even if we barely see her.

Colin rubbing his chest is a oddly sensual view. I don't know how I feel.

OH NO. The Guide is being oddly seductive with Guillermo I don't want to read into it.

That siren has clicky legs. Very clicky. Like my bones.

Guillermo having a longing moment with LEGO is a big mood.

LMFAO? IN YOUR COMFORT TV SHOW? ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.

That Nadja doll rat is scary.

He's gonna buy a tricopter. He is.

Lazlo should not be allowed in Best Buy.

Guillermo I'm sorry but good luck.

Colin stop singing I'm in pain.

Colin please don't do this she will eat you.

Nadja doll rat is powerful.

Nadja doll is back baby! I am so glad.

RIP camera crew. We appreciate your service.

They could totally travel to Plum Island again.

Honestly I respect Colin beating off.

And that is me done wow powerful time I will not get over the Scott Baluka for a while.

I feel like Lazlo would be one of those *"I can fix that"* types at first. I wish it weren't true but I can see it.

He would definitely test it out via. various sexual/pornographic things and the ace would just be there like: "..."

I've seen like three people say it would be funny if laszlo met an asexual person, and you're right, it would be like

Ace person: Yeah, I'm asexual, so I don't really feel the desire to have sex with anyone, it's just not my thing lol

Laszlo:

Its gotta be some kind of switch. Like a body double or mistaken identity kind of situation. I love that Nandor is just standing there like a teen boy who's getting told off by his prom dates dad.

WHAT

Wtf is Guillermo wearing

But most importantly

WHY IS HE WEARING THAT AND BEING ALLOWED TO SIT ON THE THRONE

(Quality is shit i know i took a screenshot of my ipad)

I enjoyed that episode I was hoping for more of the actual travel but I think the episode was still strong. I do fear that Colin Robinsons' theme tune will be stuck in my head tomorrow which I don't think I'm down for.

The next episode looks like it will be more of a plot driver for the season so I'm eager for that.

Holy fucking shit what the fuck I can't even that was insane Nadja!

Those poor men...

By the gods this episode got dark quick. So dark. Guillermo has a ride ahead.

Especially with the show in the background that tune is catchy AF.

Hold up did they bring a stuffed pheasant with them. To the hotel. In Sin City: Atlantic City.

Also Nandor learning about the creation of the universe thanks to the Big Bang Theory is very concerning.

Guillermo travelling around the world when there was still soil in the house is wild. Like they had big sections of soil, and those were little bags.

There should still be some at home. However I am down for Guillermo vibin around across the globe.

What the fuck is up with the American advertising system I'm very uncomfortable.

Like what is with this BK burger branded by some random dude. Also why do y'all write 8p and not 8pm? Y'all lazy?

Colin Robinson just staring straight into space as he sings the theme tune to that show is hitting the random close to home. We definitely don't feel that or anything.

Why am I not surprised Nandor is entranced with that Big Bang Theory game. Like. At all. Why didn't this idea cross my mind before.

Colin just nodding in the background as Lazlo goes off about the power of sex and poor Guillermo is just tryna avoid talking like:

😶

Why does Harvey look so good in that suit. And Lazlos hair looks a lot better longer for that matter.

Oh wow this episode really just opening with all the content. Just, all of the content.

PARTY BUS!

PARTY BUS!

PARTY BUS!!!!

For anyone interested, this may or may not be a link to a drive folder with the whole wwditscu, the what we do in the shadows cinematic universe (aka the wwdits movie, the show and Wellington Paranormal) and with English subtitles! You're welcome

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