seguinshawty
fanfiction writer, eternal emo in denial // 19
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Latest Posts by seguinshawty
slutty earring. buzzcut. someone get me an inhaler asap.
only thing that comes to mind today.
rest in peace Mary Shelley, you would have loved ao3
🚨 terrible influence tour spoiler ahead 🚨
dnp need to keep open the sister Daniel and father Philip confessional long-term (like. a tumblr blog with asks open or something) because I want to let them know about things like how I unadded an ex-friend on all social media because she was being rlly homophobic on her story (despite being the girl who got caught reading yaoi at the students v. teachers basketball event) but I kept her added on Monopoly Go so I could enjoy robbing her in-game bank and shutting down her landmarks
dallasstars: we hope December continues to be merry and bright 🌟
+ additional context:
spouses/roommates being able to redecorate the house in stardew valley is a cute feature in concept but in reality it feels like
anyways i need to gnaw on him like a fucking chew toy
Everyone moved on but I am still thinking about BUDDIE and GALLAVICH parallels 🫠🫠🫠
I love Mickey Milkovich so much, his screentime is basically just him having hots for Ian, being confused about what the fuck is going on (and being pissed about it), and literally trying to kill someone, and I find that very reasonable
WWEDDRWD?
what would Ebony Dar’kness Dementia Raven Way do?
Hockey RPF writers being known across fandoms as literary masters
When I first started reading MattDrai fics on AO3 I remember thinking “wait what the HELL is going on why is this the most consistently well-written fanfiction I’ve read in any fandom? Is this a thing? Do people know??” And apparently it is and they do.
romeo + juliet
pulling up to tit and getting a pamphlet at the door that just says this
I can fix him
...Or be the 4th ex wife
Heaven will be empty at this point, haven’t we all been invested in toxic age gap yaoi. like who among us hasn’t had questionable emotions about old men who really want to fuck
mr english linguistics degree strikes again
"sims players don't click that button" thank you dan from danandphilgames. guys who's known to be Very Good at the sims.
I love Dan and Phil, I think they themselves have great senses of style, that being said they are absolutely god fucking AWFUL at dressing sims
HOLY SHIT IM THE FIRST ONE 😭😭 I’m so honored I love your page!!
also I didn’t expect that tweet to get so many likes I’m in awe, and thank you to my elderly oomf on Twitter who alerted me of this 💋❤️
June 15th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day
Is he... you know... ???
wyjo top contender for going directly into my pocket
Dan and Phil adding ph before a word is the same as batman adding bat to everything. I just wanted to let you know
me trying to fight off the urge to romance sam in a new save file after i told myself i was gonna romance someone different this time
IS THAT A RED WINGS FOAM FINGER?????? DANIEL HOWELL A N D NHL HOCKEY????? I’m sobbing and curled up on the floor in a ball
Less than a week to go!
Get your body and soul ready for a fun weekend celebrating Dan's birthday before he turns into dust. Join us next weekend (Saturday 8 and Sunday 9 of June) to infuse ourselves with Daniel's aura and raise money for Young Minds UK!
You can donate to the @phandomgives drive here:
you can’t forget the “be bisexual” from the og post because they sure as hell do that too
All stars know is codependency, soulbond, incorrect embellishment penalties, eat hot chip, and lie
Same energy
there's a reason taylor swift called her new album the tortured poets department because it would literally torture any poet that listens to it
AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT
the idiots list was severely outdated so here is what else i’ve collected over time
the matt boldy cannot swim propaganda lives on..