I Hope You Write (i Hope We Both Write)

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !

studio ghibli movies are like if someone took all of your fondest, softest childhood dreams and put them into a film

unhinged little yellow man

i'm so sorry, i walked marginally more than a mile in your shoes. my understanding of you has subsumed my own consciousness, i am you to a greater extent than you ever were, and you are merely a simulacrum to the true you, which is me.

This is it! By removing all unnecessary parts I will find my one true immutable self and solve the question of identity forever, said a kid, who in a few years will become familiar with the term gender dysphoria, rapidly approaching an industrial grade wood chipper

😐 ........ (says nothing but the force of my emotion throws everyone backwards 20 feet)

Y'all have gotta get more insane about platonic relationships like you are about romantic relationships. We need to get more annoying about them NOW. I need to see more meta and losing our minds over them. Get more annoying NOW. More than that. More than that also.