He Lived. Served Cunt. Died. Got Resurrected. Served Even More Cunt

my friend as i walk into their house: make yourself at home!!

me: thanks! *chromecasts naruto onto their tv*

what if YOU wanted to go to HEAVEN but GOD said "remember when you defended itachi uchiha on the internet?"

heavy is the head that wears the naruto headband

shisui should count as a nepo baby unironically if we are forreal because he hasn’t done ANYTHING at all but somehow still gets that popularity and hype it comes w being an uchiha

i wanna see kabuto’s sns ninja info card

itachi's logic of wanting to meet justice by an uchiha's hands and thats why he did all those things to sasuke so he would kill him is so stupid... dude you're an uchiha too should i make the math for you or

i lied. i don’t actually like sex. put your clothes back on, i’m going to give you a full-on breakdown of the entire plot of fullmetal alchemist

yeah yeah opening a fic and "he would not fucking say that" but what about you open the fic and "he would fucking say that". what about that pure feeling of euphoria when it's exactly right the way you like it

madara really just stripped down naked first thing after getting his real body back .. he was like u people need to see this, i need to turn this into a shared experience for everyone