“the Algorithm Only Shows Us _____” So Stop Looking At The Algorithm. You Don't Need It. Go To A

you get in the habit of kissing Caldarus' statue on the nose as you leave for the day. "for good luck" is your excuse.

you are flabbergasted when Caldarus does the same to you one day after he's changed into his humanoid form. "for good luck," his rumbly, deep voice murmurs.

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it

i keep making big clit pussy coffee. pkease send help

(・`.´・) <- him.

It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)

Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.