I Beg To Sniffer

caper. pickle. english is a beautiful language. so many sandwich toppings that are also detective words

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

❤️

It's fun to think about how the townspeople would interact with Caldarus ~

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

i believe "nothingburger" is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

I had planned to do this fanart right after the update came out, but I got sick (×_×)⌒☆

Just adore Caldarus Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→