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Latest Posts by shenphias - Page 9
You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
they’re gonna be getting rid of microsoft paint / ms paint rly soon and replacing it w/ another program so i just wanna give ms paint a huge shout out for giving every fandom kid a start in drawing fanart and being a reliable and basic program for all these years…..ur truly gonna be missed, comrade
rip ms paint, taken from us at 32 years old u will be missed
"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud
*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*
hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk
🍲 senshi's cooking the big soup! 🍲
doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis
marcille
Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and
hugh laurie chilchuck isnt real hugh laurie chilchuck cant hurt you
i spend my weeknights very wisely
when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time
you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
why does this keep happening to me. I've done nothing to deserve this.
can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?
you! tumblr user!
Wall have ears. They also love gossip and having your attention 🫶✨
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.
It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this
linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister
What 5 things do you like in a girl?
I was told that “each of my fingers” is too vulgar of a response
My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."
My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."