Sazed: Hello, I Am Secretly Part Of A Tradition That Our Theocratic Despot Has Gone To Great Lengths

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

a thief

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

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along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

EVERYTHING STARTS FROM HERE.

give me your mistborn/cosmere lgbtq+ headcanons I want to hear them

could be ships, genders, sexualities, anything

to start off, some of my favorite’s are

- genderfluid Vin

- Vin x Allrianne

- Kelsier x Dockson

- any trans Ham headcanon all of them are great

idc if it doesn’t make sense or is completely absurd i want all of them

mistborn especially is criminally lacking