shrymf - what the scallop?
what the scallop?

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8 months ago
A four panel comic of Honeydew forgetting to text a friend back. The comic is titled "Lost Message" and is made by Theresa Scovil.  Panel 1: Honeydew looks surprised as they look at their phone as their phone vibrates. They say to themself "Oh, my friend just texted me." Panel 2: Honeydew looks sad as they say "I really don't have the spoons to have a conversation right now. I'll just text them later." Panel 3: Narration says "2 weeks later." Honeydew stands there with a calm smile. Panel 4: Honeydew suddenly angrily yells "Crap!!!"

If I hold off on texting someone back there's a good chance I'll completely forget about it until weeks later, and by then it just feels awkward.

8 months ago

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

8 months ago

the tumblr renaissance of house md is so funny but it makes you wonder what other 8 season procedural drama where the main character uses his highly specialised skills and intelligence to solve cases no one else can whilst having a highly co-dependent relationship with his best friend that aired in the mid-2000s that we have forgotten about πŸ€”πŸ€”

(the answer is psych guys we should all watch psych please it’s really good)


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8 months ago
Dogkin Scout Tf2
Dogkin Scout Tf2
Dogkin Scout Tf2
Dogkin Scout Tf2
Dogkin Scout Tf2
Dogkin Scout Tf2
Dogkin Scout Tf2
Dogkin Scout Tf2
Dogkin Scout Tf2

Dogkin Scout tf2

Γ—/Γ—/Γ— Γ—/Γ— Γ—/Γ—/Γ—

This was a request!

8 months ago
CRINGETOBER DAY 17 - FAKE ANIME SCREENSHOT

CRINGETOBER DAY 17 - FAKE ANIME SCREENSHOT

Anyone else remember this weird anime? I'm certain it was an anime, not a cartoon, just look at this screenshot. What was it called again? (Wrong answers only)


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8 months ago
Horrible Evil Comic That Pained My Hands
Horrible Evil Comic That Pained My Hands
Horrible Evil Comic That Pained My Hands

Horrible evil comic that pained my hands </3

I missed 'draw your faves with your disability' month by a while, but I hope you'll still accept this snippet. Some context and thoughts below the cut if you're curious!

I will project my disabilities onto anyone, but Soldier is the first character I've so heavily headcannoned as d/Deaf. The way he speaks so loud at all times, and he misunderstands the things people say to him as though hearing them wrong, and the way he's viewed as stupid for doing so, it reminds me of being in school as a HoH person. It's hard to explain to someone who hasn't experienced it. Think the 'so it ain't me noggin it's me peepers' Simpsons clip. He was also in near a war, and many soldiers lost hearing from bombs and the constant gunfire.

Pyro's mask would make it very hard to sign considering the lack of expressions to read equates to a huge loss of grammar and sentence structure. Engie designed an LED screen that replaced the material in the eyeholes, and they have a few default expressions to use for emoting, including ? for a question , ^^ for happiness and positive emotion, β—‘β—‘ for sadness or negative emotion, etc. It responds to the actual expression Pyro is making inside the mask!

8 months ago

Friendly reminder that you should

Write that fic

Draw your OC

Redesign that blorbo

Plan that comic how you want

Create the content you want to see

Be cringe

Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!


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8 months ago

Autistic Social Trauma

 Autistic Social Trauma
 Autistic Social Trauma
 Autistic Social Trauma
 Autistic Social Trauma
 Autistic Social Trauma
 Autistic Social Trauma
 Autistic Social Trauma
 Autistic Social Trauma

Autistic Qualia

8 months ago

Rewatching SPoP again…

Rewatching SPoP Again…

Catradora Mafia AU by @Miza_Feliz on X

Source


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8 months ago
Me When I'm With My Friends

Me when I'm with my friends

8 months ago

Y'all, I'm begging you not to be weird if someone turns you down or says no to pics/sexting/literally anything, even nonsexual things.

It's so uncomfortable when I'm like "no thanks :)" and then I have to spend 15 mins soothing you. Like it's okay if you didn't realize that was a boundryβ€”now you know. It's okay if you misread signalsβ€”it happens. Just say "no problem, thanks for letting me know," and move tf on. Deal with that embarrassment in private. It's happened to everyone, and it sucks, I get it. Also, you need to deal with it without making it my continued concern.

8 months ago

YOO MY SIMS KINGDOM... I LOSE MY MIND

!!! MY SIMS AND MY SIMS KINGDOM ARE BEING RELEASED ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH,AND SO IS HELP WANTED 2 AND FNAF SB: RUINS!!!

8 months ago

incase it wasn’t clear - i am and my blog is anti-terf πŸ‘

Incase It Wasn’t Clear - I Am And My Blog Is Anti-terf πŸ‘
8 months ago
shrymf - what the scallop?
8 months ago

@squ1g33

Dhawan can be trained with M&Ms.

That is all I will be saying at this time.

No further questions, please.

This post is sponsered and backed by the 14th doctor

8 months ago

I think thr Doctor and the Master should more tbh I'm notnjoking. Just dull on mouth to.motuh kissing. Mawwiage. Like that one canceled novel. Just kissy kissy

8 months ago

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

8 months ago
Yooo Tavid Dennant! I Love This Cosplay So Much, Please Interact πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
Yooo Tavid Dennant! I Love This Cosplay So Much, Please Interact πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
Yooo Tavid Dennant! I Love This Cosplay So Much, Please Interact πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

Yooo Tavid Dennant! I love this cosplay so much, please interact πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


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8 months ago
Sometimes Self Care Is Drawing Dusk Lycanroc Expirementally

Sometimes self care is drawing dusk lycanroc expirementally


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8 months ago
a tumblr text post by cherryflavoredbutch that reads: oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged
a tumblr text post by futuredeadwife that reads: YOU MUST BREAK THE PATTERN TODAY OR THE LOOP WILL REPEAT TOMORROW
a tumblr text post by bareniabirkin that reads: you will be tested in the same way every time until you learn your lesson
an photo of two butterflies resting on flowers with the caption "evolve or repeat."

this is my favorite genre of post

8 months ago

I got 1 task done today. I emptied the big trash can in my bedroom. That's one less fork to deal with.

I have severe executive dysfunction. I've been dealing with it by having myself do one small task a day. So far it's helped a lot. By doing it this way my brain doesn't freak out trying to tackle everything at once.

I got my inspiration for it from this Donald Duck comic:

I Got 1 Task Done Today. I Emptied The Big Trash Can In My Bedroom. That's One Less Fork To Deal With.
I Got 1 Task Done Today. I Emptied The Big Trash Can In My Bedroom. That's One Less Fork To Deal With.
I Got 1 Task Done Today. I Emptied The Big Trash Can In My Bedroom. That's One Less Fork To Deal With.
I Got 1 Task Done Today. I Emptied The Big Trash Can In My Bedroom. That's One Less Fork To Deal With.

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8 months ago

I love making these

I Love Making These
I Love Making These
I Love Making These
I Love Making These
I Love Making These
I Love Making These
I Love Making These
I Love Making These
I Love Making These
I Love Making These
8 months ago

@nitronine

Some Stuff I Did After Rereading Vampire Science. I Had Some More Elaborate Drawings That I Wanted To
Some Stuff I Did After Rereading Vampire Science. I Had Some More Elaborate Drawings That I Wanted To
Some Stuff I Did After Rereading Vampire Science. I Had Some More Elaborate Drawings That I Wanted To

Some stuff I did after rereading Vampire Science. I had some more elaborate drawings that I wanted to make but I lost motivation...maybe another day.

8 months ago

A friend of mine has made a proposal.

MASTER WHISKERS

A kitten the Master got from out of a tree and now is teaching it to be evil.

"I EAT PEOPLE"

"darling u are cuddling a kitten"

"😑😀"

"This kitten is also evil!"

The kitten: *claws up 14s shoe string*

Sax: Aha!! Yes my fellow brotheren!! Commit evil crimes! Do evil things and make the world fear you! Together we shall rule!-

The kitten: *scratches saxons shoe strings*

Saxon: GAASSPP NO!!!! No, my brother! You are not supposed to betray me! How could you!?

I had kebabs and now it's can't stop thinking about sax sneaking bits or chicken and meat to his cat brother.

"there u go"

"I LITERALLY SPENT SIXTY QUID ON PREMIUM CAT FOOD"

"master whiskers deserves the best😀✨"

Donna: What the fuck is going on

Sax: This is Master Whiskers. If anything happened to him I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself

14: ... He found a kitten and is convinced its evil because it hates me..

Sax: Hehe yeah watch *puts Master Whiskers up to the doctor*

Master whiskers: Mmmmrroow!

Sax: Yes my dear brother, Tell him how pathetic he is!

Master whiskers: HISSS

14: Ouch :( my feelings

Sax: SUCCESS! *Holds him up like the lion king* All hail my greatest pupil Master Whiskers!! We shall rule this puney planet and rid the seas of all the tuna! Mwahahah!!

Donna:.... Hes off his meds aint he?

14: Yup.

A Friend Of Mine Has Made A Proposal.
8 months ago
Well-adjusted Social Creature Affirmations. Dont Worry I Just Mildly Disappointed/inconvenienced 1 Person.
Well-adjusted Social Creature Affirmations. Dont Worry I Just Mildly Disappointed/inconvenienced 1 Person.
Well-adjusted Social Creature Affirmations. Dont Worry I Just Mildly Disappointed/inconvenienced 1 Person.

well-adjusted social creature affirmations. dont worry I just mildly disappointed/inconvenienced 1 person. happy fursona friday


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8 months ago
All The Doctors Are Quite Tall, And Sometimes How They Interact With Their Less Tall Companions Is Different.
All The Doctors Are Quite Tall, And Sometimes How They Interact With Their Less Tall Companions Is Different.
All The Doctors Are Quite Tall, And Sometimes How They Interact With Their Less Tall Companions Is Different.

All the doctors are quite tall, and sometimes how they interact with their less tall companions is different. Nine and Ten doesn’t really budge, Eleven often lowers his head to get down to eye-level, and Twelve…. tilts. πŸ˜‚

(being twelve, more often tilting away from people ofc, but it’s..very cute)

All The Doctors Are Quite Tall, And Sometimes How They Interact With Their Less Tall Companions Is Different.
All The Doctors Are Quite Tall, And Sometimes How They Interact With Their Less Tall Companions Is Different.

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dw
8 months ago

every character should get fatter to signify that their life no longer sucks


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9 months ago
Who Are These People

Who are these people

9 months ago
The Hurricane Had Me Sidetracked But Heres Cats!!!!
The Hurricane Had Me Sidetracked But Heres Cats!!!!
The Hurricane Had Me Sidetracked But Heres Cats!!!!

The hurricane had me sidetracked but heres cats!!!!


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