I Guess The 2020s Is The Decade Brunette X Blonde LGBT+ Romances Take Over My Life.

historians will call them complex friends

real

ok but Piper McLean is the kind of person to scream "CALM DOWN" with literal tears running down her face and everybody knows it

Dating

Melody: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Phoebe and I are dating. Phoebe, Lucky, Trevor, and Podcast: *gasp* Melody: Phoebe, why are you surprised?!

I did it because no one else did

Will and el

idk about the others but Percy is getting a happy meal with apple slices, apple juice and a kids toy and I know Nico isn’t one of the seven but he would also get a happy meal and he would probably pair it with a monster energy drink

What are the Heroes of Olympus ordering at McDonalds?

siblings

Phoebe: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag. Trevor: Way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

Couples

Podcast: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Trevor: I really care about your feelings! Lucky: I really care about YOUR feelings! Podcast, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Melody: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Phoebe: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Phoebe & Podcast are definitely the kids using the school computers to emulate or pirate old games and teaching other kids how to do the same.

Driving Lessons

*Trevor teaching Phoebe to drive and taking Melody along for the ride* Trevor: That's a pothole. To the left! Phoebe: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Melody, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Phoebe: I don't think that's how the song goes. Trevor, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Phoebe: Country Roads. Melody: To the place. Phoebe and Melody in unison: I Belong! Trevor, crying harder: What the fuck?

it’s not done yet but I thought I would post the link so people can read the chapters as I finish them

This is the Alive!Mel x Phoebe fanfiction I offered to write for @gracelandtoobaby. I hope everyone who reads it enjoys it