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trans girls r so pretty I wish I were a trans girl

did you know that moby dick is gay

the book

the book is gay

i haven't still read far enough to know about the whale's sexual orientation

but the narrator ishmael is very gay

for this man queequeg

queequeg literally brought their foreheads together and said "we're married"

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

FUCK HOMOPHOBES! 🏳️‍🌈GAY RIGHTS🏳️‍🌈

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Currently, I have only two gods: Spleens the cat and Cinnamoroll

Imagine Ben messing with a laser pointer and Rook tries to catch the red dot.

rook is never beating the cat allegations

Can hefefef canonically make guns?

I dont think he did canonly but if he made robots then I'm pretty sure he made guns and was like "nah... the world is not ready for that yet" and keeps it in a closet next to ipads and nuclear weapons and fidget spinners

today's gender envy:

i often see people (specifically in the epic fandom) wanting to butchify odysseus or make odypen butchfemme, and squealing over sapphic covers from epic. let me present to you outis from limbus company, who is literally odysseus but a woman. limbus company's characters are based on classic lit, and outis is odysseus!

we don't know her full backstory yet but she IS a masculine woman and could very well be a butch lesbian? her penelope's gender is up in the air as of rn but it's heavily anticipated that her penelope is a woman. thus, butchfemme odypen COULD be a reality in like a year

play limbus company for all your butch odysseus needs...

Here are a few excerpts from Wuthering Heights discussing Heathcliff's race, showing how Brontë left the matter intentionally ambiguous yet still attempted to make it clear that he wasn't white:

[Here Mr. Earnshaw refers to Heathcliff as "it" when introducing him to the Earnshaw family for the first time] "'. . . you must e’en take it as a gift of God; though it’s as dark almost as if it came from the devil.'"

"But Mr. Heathcliff forms a singular contrast to his abode and style of living. He is a dark-skinned gipsy in aspect, in dress and manners a gentleman . . ."

"Something stirred in the porch; and, moving nearer, I distinguished a tall man dressed in dark clothes, with dark face and hair."

"'Black hair and eyes!' mused Linton. 'I can't fancy him. Then I am not like him, am I?' 'Not much,' I answered: not a morsel, I thought, surveying with regret the white complexion and slim frame of my companion . . ."

"'A good heart will help you to a bonny face, my lad," I continued, "if you were a regular black; and a bad one will turn the bonniest into something worse than ugly . . .'"

"'God forbid that he should try!' answered the black villain."

"Heathcliff’s face brightened a moment; then it was overcast afresh, and he sighed. 'But, Nelly, if I knocked him down twenty times, that wouldn’t make him less handsome or me more so. I wish I had light hair and a fair skin, and was dressed and behaved as well, and had a chance of being as rich as he will be!'"

"I declare he is that strange acquisition my late neighbour made, in his journey to Liverpool—a little Lascar, or an American or Spanish castaway."

"You’re fit for a prince in disguise. Who knows but your father was Emperor of China, and your mother an Indian queen . . ."

"'That Heathcliff—you recollect him, sir—who used to live at Mr. Earnshaw’s.' 'What! the gipsy—the ploughboy?' he cried. 'Why did you not say so to Catherine?' 'Hush! you must not call him by those names, master,' I said."