"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

ben: why does p’andor call you “baby girl”

bivalvan: how about we stop talking for a while

top 10 fixers :>

The Red Mist 2. Bari 3. One of the lovely fixers who visited us recently, I don't remember their name but they were particularly polite 4. A fixer called Yuri who visited us, she was also particularly polite and kind 5. Sancho! She was most helpful during our adventures! 6. Myself! 7. The Red Gaze, he has red eyes like us! 8. The Black Silence, the first one not the second, the second was.. Quite brutal. 9. Director Xiao of the Liu Association, her new form is quite cool looking ever since she returned from that Library! 10. The Red Mist again, she is awesome! 👑

MAD SCIENTIST OTD IS...

jae-heon from library of ruina

jae-heon is a distorted and sadistic scientist!

gotta say even the little tidbits we were fed about the andromeda 5 and their personalities makes them far more interesting than most other side characters. p’andor quickly identified an aerophibian despite coming from a completely different galaxy, implying hes a quick learner with a good memory. ra’ad regards the others as friends so close to him that he was willing to murder ben for getting them captured, suggesting he forms attachments quickly and has a protective streak (and maybe even something of a temper). bivalvan has shown himself to be very good with technology, and is remarkably self-sufficient, but seems pretty self-centered, as he only really considers himself when in a dangerous situation. galapagus, despite being pretty naive, improvises and adapts quickly. andreas is very much a follower, rarely making his own decisions and instead falling in line with the loudest personality around him.

Kill then with kindness- WRONG

CURSE OF AHKMENRAH

*knocks you out with solid gold magic tablet*

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 4 because people seem to like these)

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (+ Douma x Akaza) (pt. 8)

WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE SHIPPING RAPIST X VICTIM????

(A coffin arrives.)

Viktor: It’s a coffin. There’s a name engraved on it.

*shows the name*

WHORE. It’s empty!

*grabs Lord Transyl*

AND YOU’RE GOING IN IT!

VIKTOR HAND-CRAFTED IT THEN MAILED IT TO HIMSELF JUST TO SAY THIS