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dhmis episode where it’s about marriage

duck and red get married (forced for ghe education) and as the episode goes in they turn into a toxic marriage, fighting yellin n shit while yellow is kind of like their kid being raised in a toxic family and like. does that make sense sigh.

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like it’s an episode about marriage

blah blah song song but at the end the err teacher guy (either like a bouquet or a ring) marries duck and red (like, scene transition and suddenly they’re getting married)

both r like wtf.

“wait, what? married? i dint want to be-“

“yeah, i would never marry this idiot”

“hey, you cant say that to your wife”

“did you just? did you call yourself my wife?” ( <- he sort of has the self awareness blunt passed to him )

“i did, and quite frankly i don’t feel very respected as your wife.”

“you aren’t my wife.”

“oh yeah? well, explain this.” ( pulls out his ID. it says “CERTIFIED WIFE” on it in big letters.)

“ugh. fine! whatever.”

etc etc, they’re reluctant for a bit,

but it gets worse then after a while they fight more while yellows just like ☹️😕😦 in the background

later later after a big fight duck leaves divorce prbly abandons yellow and red an. red is all broken up about it, and duck goes out to live his best divorced dad life .

yellow comes up and starts like. singing. smthn lkke love isn’t always forever. mommy and daddy don’t stay together. feelings change. people drift away. etc idk idk.

then it just goes back to normal and theyr like. hm.

sorry 4 making 0 sense.

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Today's fuckable old man of the day is:

Hokma! He is like 10,000 due to time shenanigans and fuckable!

Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

good traits gone bad

perfectionism - never being satisfied

honesty - coming off as rude and insensitive

devotion - can turn into obsession

generosity - being taken advantage of

loyalty - can make them blind for character faults in others

being dependable - always depending on them

ambitiousness - coming off as ruthless

optimism - not being realistic

diligence - not able to bend strict rules

protectiveness - being overprotective

cautiousness - never risking anything

being determined - too focussed on one thing

persuasiveness - coming off as manipulative

tidiness - can become an obsession

being realistic - being seen as pessimistic

assertiveness - coming off as bossy

pride - not accepting help from others

innocence - being seen as naive

selflessness - not thinking about themself enough

being forgiving - not holding others accountable

curiosity - asking too much questions

persistence - being seen as annoying

being charming - can seem manipulative

modesty - not reaching for more

confidence - coming off as arrogant

wit/humor - not taking things serious

patience - being left hanging

strategic - coming off as calculated

being caring - being overbearing

tolerance - being expected to tolerate a lot

eagerness - coming off as impatient

being observant - being seen as nosy

independence - not accepting help

being considerate - forgetting about themself

fearlessness - ignoring real danger

politeness - not telling what they really think

reliability - being taken advantage of

empathy - getting overwhelmed with feeling too much for other people

AU where everyday you meet a different version of ayin instead of only on the last 4 days

and all of them become librarians when lor happens so instead of having nuggets it’s all just. different ayins

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

Can Frankenstein’s monster kill MacBeth?

Yes, Frankenstein's Monster from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein could kill Macbeth!

He is a being made by Victor Frankenstein out of various dead body parts and then reanimated, applying him for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause!

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