Here's Some Random Generated Head Canons Of Xavier Because I Was Bored And I Love Him!

Rhonda: You're a lying piece of shit!

Wally: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Rhonda: I'm leaving and I'm taking Charley with me!

Maddie, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Uno for today.

Xavier: Stop doing that.

Simon: Stop doing what?

Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

every time simon cries, i cry

but genuinely- i love how they’re writing his character. that he gets overwhelmed, with stress, with grief, with everything. and they let him cry. they let him get upset. he doesn’t just bottle things up- or, well, he does, but we get to see the fallout. it makes his character feel so much more real. simon i love you

Maddie: I owe you one.

Wally: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Xavier: Chillax!

Simon: That's not a word.

Xavier: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.

*Xavier and Simon skipping stones on lake*

Xavier: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Simon, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Rhonda pleading her case to her fellow spirits: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...

NO NO NO! Thank YOU for blessing us with more beautiful art my friend!! Please have a cookie 🍪🤎✨

my paint marker just did not want to be a paint marker anymore don’t mind that LMAO

i love yuri so much he makes me giggle n shit like yes anything for you

Wally might be a football player but by god he's Charley's biggest GET IT cheerleader