Reblog If Its Ok To Spam You With Boops

I went a little off the rails for a power-point-party, so I thought I'd share. Don't come at me about canonicity. Also yes, I spent hours using illustrator to make pose-able vector mando'ade.

Review from my friend: "I feel like I actually learned something?"

HES BACK LETS GOOOOOOO

(click 4 better quality btw)

Palestine has the right to self-determination.

Palestine has the right to self-defense.

Palestine has the right to exist.

it is my firm belief that at night when all the barbies go to sleep in their dream houses that the kens (and allen) just huddle together on the beach like penguins

A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

Fic ideas I have that I want someone to write because I won’t.

Loki series and avengers. How? Season two episode one when Loki is time slipping he somehow slips to the Avengers

Avengers and the Crows (Six of Crows) how? Idk I just want to see it though

Criminal Minds and What We Do In The Shadows. How? All the larpers Guillermo kept feeding the vampires (side note it would be funny if this happened at a time where Guillermo hasn’t slept in a week)

H.I.V.E series and Carmen Sandeigo. How? Idk criminal shit

H.I.V.E. And avengers. How? Also idk maybe the avengers think H.I.V.E. Is a hydra base??? (Side note I’d want Nigel there cause Nigel is my favorite)

Trials of Apollo and Avengers. How? Apollo and Meg are in New York so avengers (id want it to be Lester/Apollo and Meg meeting them instead of Percy or anybody)

The Umbrella Academy and Avengers. How? When five did his power thingy. (Has to have Klaus, obviously)

I just realized these are mostly avengers lmao

the Hannibal fandom used to be funny, but now you're all just sad and horny

(to be clear i mean this in the most non-judgemental way possible i am in 50% of the same boat (sad))

proof:

god tier pun

featuring @willgrahamscock and some lovely expressions

is this not canon?

CACKLING-

harold, they're lesbians

pav saying "this is where the british stole all of our stuff" is something that has come out of my mouth before and for that i love him

Little sequel to this

This is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen so far