So Embarrassing When I Forget Im Checking Someone's Blog And I Start Scrolling Through And Liking And

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

Ok so random thought but I need a Criminal Minds X What We Do In The Shadows fan fic. I just need the team investigating all the freaking Larpers Guillermo keeps feeding to the vampires. And just like I imagine it’s season three before Nandors wedding or just some time when Guillermo hasn’t slept in a week and their just getting investigated by the freaking FBI.

Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote

This is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen so far

HES BACK LETS GOOOOOOO

(click 4 better quality btw)

I immediately close out any fic that refers to Muriel or Beelzebub with she/her pronouns.

Miguel: You can’t have three people on a single motorcycle

Hobie: Wait, did you say three?

Miguel: Yes, three.

Gwen: Oh my god.

Miles: PAV FELL OFF!

the Hannibal fandom used to be funny, but now you're all just sad and horny

(to be clear i mean this in the most non-judgemental way possible i am in 50% of the same boat (sad))

proof:

god tier pun

featuring @willgrahamscock and some lovely expressions

is this not canon?

CACKLING-

harold, they're lesbians

Mumbo, when sleep-deprived enough, will regress into old habits and start building massive lag machines to try and crash the server.

His loopy logic is that if he crashes the server hard enough, his brain will also crash and he can get some rest. More often than not though, the lag just makes time skip forward more quickly and he forgets to sleep even more. By this point, he may have just designed an accidental sleep deprivation farm...

~ Mod Shade