I've Come To Make An Announcement, All The Guardians Are Bitch-ass Motherfuckers, They Killed My SON!

I've come to make an announcement, all the Guardians are bitch-ass motherfuckers, they killed my SON! That's right, they took their Light-mongering, murderous guns out and killed my fucking SON, and they said their Light was THIS STRONG, and I said that's DISGUSTING. So I'm making a callout on my Twitter dot com: Traveler, you got a shitty ass City, it's the size of this War Moon except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my ship looks like. That's right baby. Tall points, no Light, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. They killed my son so guess what, I'm gonna kill the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on SATURN! How do you like that Mara? I PISSED ON SATURN YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking reef, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.