skinniebirdie

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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

not donald trump singlehandley uniting the world against america and encouraging mass boycotting

Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

April 20, 2025 - An effigy of Donald Trump was marched through the streets before being shot and burned as part of Easter Sunday celebrations in Spain. Every Easter, locals in the town of Coripe, Seville, string up a ‘Judas’ figure representing a public figure whose actions are deemed to be "morally reprehensible". [video]

a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN, MY BELOVED

dare i say i NEED a man to tell me he’s too old for me….

age regressed to the 12th century. beheaded a man in the street because I felt like it, and I wanted to

drake?

*heavy sigh* These bitches...

Stimmed so hard about etymology that I slammed my elbow into my desk at 4AM, I might be autistic chat

Another Nicole coded post

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

Will Graham core

*thinks abt love until im delirious and feverish*

Missing this version of Cas that'd say the craziest shit like this, then immediately dip

i love when you kick people in the head and all their skin falls off and they go to hell

This is so Nicole coded

wjere do you live? 1 kill yourself avenue?

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

Personally, it's magnetic north for me. On occasion grid north.

i can only cum if im facing towards true north

You mean this guy?

now see him gliding serenely

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

The Autopsy of Jane Doe

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

Need to shove him in a mason jar like tinkerbell and shake him up (affectionately)

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

I NEED to understand how this guy’s brain works

What a Lake is to a Dead Man

a Jimmy Novak/John Winchester story

"Every lake tells a story. Looking out, Jimmy considers the body of water in front of him and how alive it is . . . A mere arm’s length away, life inhales and exhales as Jimmy is suffocated by reminders that his old world is moving on without him. Each refraction of light hiccups every syllable of a narrative he only witnesses.”

OR

Most days, Jimmy Novak meets John Winchester at their fishing dock, seeking a simple life as “Pal,” away from the supernatural forces that he’s certain “Buddy” knows nothing about. Meanwhile, Dean and Cas begin to reconcile the aftermath of Cas’ confession and Dean’s untimely death. John and Jimmy’s exploration of what Heaven could look like for them is complicated by the consequences of fatherhood - and the fact that Cas and Jimmy look identical, which poses a problem as their histories begin to overlap.

yeah, you're gonna just have to trust me on this and find this fic here on ao3!

thank you to virfu for the art and to the hell's basement discord for their support (derogatory) and general derangement (affectionate) <3

Big ups to the doms out there

it's kind of bullshit that people will react with horror to me discussing my fantasies/kinks until i clarify I'm the sub in them. like even my therapist was all like "ohhh it's ok to want to hold power so long as it's consensual" and then clearly relaxed when I clarified I wanted to be the sub.

i love you everyone and with rape kinks, those who want to roleplay kidnapping and abusing someone, i love you i love you i love you. this ain't me fishing for a dom/me to be clear---you are VALUED as a person, outside of your sexual fantasies. I care about you and appreciate you, and there is nothing wrong or bad about you!!!!

The Martian by Andy Weir is my all-time favorite book to ever exist

yeah