“the mongoose i want under the house when the snakes slither by” is actually such a raw, sweet romantic pickup line and if i was will middle name graham and i just got fed a warm home cooked breakfast and piping hot coffee and i’m still in my underwear and some guy said that to me while looking at me like he sees me than more than the sum of my parts and what makes me repulsive and monstrous is actually my greatest strength my boxers would be on the floor i am just saying.
big disclaimer of *I LOVE POKEMON I LIKE IT STILL* but. BUT.
i think the thing about the newer games that continue to feel like is missing. that has always given pokemon its ‘pokemon charm’ is the ability to just like, chill. and explore in the games. the ability to either get deeply immersed OR to just let the game run without risk in the background while you like. clean. do homework. fall asleep playing it. yknow??
trying to make an agegap hot but its not that much of a gap: hahaha when you were born i was. well i knew the alphabet
undertale homestuck Crossover2
God Tier
“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
2023 IS THE YEAR OF THE SHARK REPELLENT COMEBACK
what’s everyone’s favorite fall out boy lyric