Reunited.

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Fanfic so good you gotta stop and scroll on social media to not get overwhelmed

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

Dead Dad Jokes

Whoever said that 2012 TMNT boys don’t make dead dad jokes ARE LIARS

Okay maybe like the first 3 years of Splinters death they don’t make any jokes but after that they will take any opportunity to joke about it.

These boys have been through so much they have to cope somehow. 2012 Leo is saying the most out of this joke. These boys are extreme sassy in 2012 and I refuse to believe they don’t try to make their situation lighter as a way to cope.

So if anyone wants to make a crossover of the 2012 boys constantly joking about their dead dad and their counterparts are just listening in stunned horror I am READY for that.

"never kill yourself" ❌ passive, inhibitory, restrictive

"let's all kill ourselves" ✅ active, communal, actionable

Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

my current collection

if they didnt want me to ship them then why did they make them have red/blue dynamics????