Sleepisntreal - Too Old Inside

We all talk about how ridiculous Danny Phantom would be for the Justice League to deal with but you know who’d be even worse? Timmy. Goddamn. Turner.

Because Phantom and his villains might be insanely overpowered but at least they actually make sense and have a specific jurisdiction! Here’s this random kid who can and will make Literally Anything happen whenever and wherever he wants and half the League isn’t even allowed to know why! Batman tries to investigate and while he does find out that Dimmsdale is legitimately batshit insane any time he gets close to figuring it out all his leads end up taking him to a website that literally just says “Fuck You Crocker” in eighteen different languages including fucking Atlantean!(in totally unrelated news Aquaman hasn’t been answering his calls.) The space heroes hear about him and are all like “you mean that little fucker who brought Dark Laser to life?” and this is news to everyone else because somehow they missed the LITERAL DEATH STAR SHARING THEIR ORBIT!!!!

And then when they finally manage to bring him in to get things cleared up Constantine goes even more ballistic than he did with Phantom, because You Absolutely Do Not Fuck With The Fae And Their Chosen. Do you want the apocalypse? Because messing with this shit is how you get the apocalypse.

Now, this Limited Interaction Policy worked out well with Phantom because he and the League had the right perspective to understand why it existed and go along with it. Timmy, who is a child having fun hanging out with superheroes and has been conditioned by circumstance to distrust magical authority figures, decides that Constantine is a bitch-ass motherfucker and starts interacting with the League as much as he possibly can out of Spite, which Cosmo and Wanda are actively encouraging both so he can potentially have positive relationships with adults for once and for the lols. He very quickly clocks Batman and Wonder Woman as being parent-shaped and will often just follow one of them around the Watchtower if he’s bored. 

Also when he meets the Young Justice team his first thought is to wonder what would happen if he put Wally “I can run faster than sound but magic isn’t real” West in a room with Denzel “Everything is because of Fairy Godparents” Crocker and locked the door.

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

Dead Dad Jokes

Whoever said that 2012 TMNT boys don’t make dead dad jokes ARE LIARS

Okay maybe like the first 3 years of Splinters death they don’t make any jokes but after that they will take any opportunity to joke about it.

These boys have been through so much they have to cope somehow. 2012 Leo is saying the most out of this joke. These boys are extreme sassy in 2012 and I refuse to believe they don’t try to make their situation lighter as a way to cope.

So if anyone wants to make a crossover of the 2012 boys constantly joking about their dead dad and their counterparts are just listening in stunned horror I am READY for that.

Does anyone one else think the power to travel through dimensions would be cool?

Not to check out your alternate self, because that could be depressing.

No. There’s only one right way to use a power like this.

And that is to watch the shows were canceled!

Just think about it! Shows that we loved taken from us far too soon, maybe even never getting a proper ending.

In another dimension, it continued on. Something you probably watched for hours on end is back in life and the story goes on.

Hell! It doesn’t just have to be TV series. It could a book series, YouTube series, A MOVIE YOU THOUGHT SUCKED IN THIS DIMENSION COULD BE BETTER IN ANOTHER!

SKY’S THE LIMIT!

Well, that’s all I have to say.

If you have a series of something you would love to see the full story of, put it in the tags below.

Hostile

He was not having it

nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

Everyone should experience a Krampus festival at least once in their lifetime