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I’ve been thinking a lot about 306 and like?? did Bakugou get a letter? It’s not like Midoriya HAS to tell him about OFA so like if he got one what did it say? or did Midoriya just totally ghost him lol

Stages of the Mishapocalypse

It’s funny

It’s hilarious

It’s amusing

It’s a bit tiring

It’s really annoying

It's still there

It’s extremely irritating

It’s fucking hilarious and everyone must join again

Complete acceptance. There is no laughter. There is only calm understanding. You are Misha. Misha is you. Misha is all. Misha.

Steve: Peter and Harley seem pretty similar.  Tony clearly stressed out: They’re not. They are very different.  Steve: Yeah, how so?  Tony: Last week Peter came to me in tears and told me that he’d accidentally broke a beaker in the lab  Steve: Poor kid Tony: Last night, Harley came into my room at one in the morning with a smoothie and a plate of spaghetti, wakes me up, and very nonchalantly tells me he crashed one of my cars.  

Tony: They are not the same 

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN

can u imagine the utter chaos this site would have been in if the Suez Canal Ever Given thing had happened on the 5th November

imagine

when a giant cargo container gets stuck in an egyptian canal blocking off 10% of world trade, everyone is like "wow that sucks I guess," but tumblr users pounce like rabid wolves on that shit like

truly think the ship stuck in the Suez Canal debacle is what we All needed. they say disasters really bring people together and here's one that doesn't actually involve the death of anyone. we just get to watch an absolute fuck up live and relish in it. i feel more alive than i have in a year. i feel god in that stuck ship tonight

it’s a beautiful day on the Suez and you are a horrible boat

New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????

tumblr wtf is this why are you telling me to go to sleep at 2pm

Я уже мабуть це казав, але я скажу ще раз

- Не вибачайся, якщо не знаєш англійської

- Так, англійська - найпоширеніша мова в Інтернеті, але ти не мусиш знати її ідеально

- Твоя рідна мова прекрасна

- Не англомовні люди прикладають великих зусиль аби писати англійською на цьому сайті кожен день

- Підтримуй не англомовних людей і не засмучуй їх, якщо вони не знають англійської

- Насправді, підтримуй усі мови

- Поширюй мовне різноманіття на Tumblr’і

Дякую

probably i just said it but i want to say it again:

- don’t apologise if you don’t know english.

- yes, english is the most common language on the internet but you are not forced to know it perfectly.

- your own language is beautiful.

- non-english people make a huge effort to write in English everyday on this website.

- support non-english people and don’t make them feel bad if they do not know English. 

- actually support all the languages.

- spread more language diversity on Tumblr.

thank you. 

GUYS PEWDIEPIE DELTED HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL AHSJDHDJX

Just so you all know, I am giddy with gremlin-like excitement over the chapter I just posted.

Sometimes fic is a quiet read before bed. And then other times you find fic that grabs you by the throat and SHAKES you in the middle of the goddamn day and you have to go about your everyday responsibilities while you have this parasite gnawing on your brain, sucking away any and all productive thought

Percy: When I was a kid the TV show I hated the most was called, “Dora the Explorer”

Percy: Okay, my mom made me watch it cuz she thought it was educational...yeah...she never watched the show.

Percy: The two things I learnt from the show was RAGE and ANGER...From that crop top, melon head, Mexican child.

Percy: Cuz she would just walk up to the screen and ask me “Hey! Where’s the red barn?” And I’m like “Dora! It’s right there!”

Percy: And then she would act all confused like I just spoke a different language and I’m getting irritated with this girl now

Percy: And she has the audacity to ask “where?” And I’m like “BEHIND YOU! DORA!!”

Percy: And she’s acting all confused again and then she goes to ask Map for help

Percy: And I’m like “WE DON’T NEED TO TALK TO MAP!!! ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU DORA!!!! JUST TURN AROUND!!!!!”

Percy: AND SHE’S LOST NOW AND I CAN’T HANDLE THIS-

out of touch lawyer thursday 

Just saw this tweet and thought y’all would appreciate it. Fic writers, we appreciate you 💛✨

I feel like I need to say this, as I've seen some concerning fandom purity bullshit crossing my dash.

This blog is unapologetically pro AO3.

I support them and all they do, may they continue to do it for decades to come.

this whole mutual thing is overhyped on this site. want to send me an ask off anon? do it. want to tag me in a post? do it. follower, mutual, or just random person who stumbled across my blog: I crave interaction and literally do not mind.

Some new visitors in the house–

If Deku doesn’t wake up like that, I don’t want it. 

… I lie, I want it, just, please, just–

- Two heroes loose on the hospital SERIES -

okay, so considering that John Cena follows a handful of bakudeku accounts and a kiribaku account, just wait till he finds out about kiribakudeku.

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

UPDATE because apparently not everyone has seen this yet the new and improved version of this is a MEGA folder

i think the world is ready to see this one :)

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

some day ill be able to post this on thursday

riza hawkeye is the smartest fucking character in fma because she looked at herself, a shy sheltered daughter of landed gentry, and she looked at roy, an arsehole with a heart of gold desperately in need of a tragic backstory, and she saw the genre they were in, shōnen anime, and then CLAWED her way out of fridged wife-hood thru sheer grit and long-distance murder and we salute

Now, I’m not saying romantic relationships are inferior, or that they’re useless, or that you being in one or that you shipping some characters romantically is Bad or something off the walls like that. What I’m saying is that two people (or characters, since we’re talking shipping here) can be just as devoted to each other, love each other just as deeply, mean just as much to each other while being in a platonic relationship. The end point of caring about someone doesn’t have to be romance.

Friendship isn’t a stepping stone between strangers and romantic partners, it’s a different path. And you can follow that path as deep into the wood as a romantic one if you want, and neither is inferior to the other, they just have different views.

ive had a god complex ever since i could never find my name on those gift shop keychains

hozier is so fucking funny who let this man run wild. just a horny little irish bastard with the voice and writing skills of an old celtic god