Everyone has a right to sleeping with your mother. im sorry that it makes you uncomfortable.Pfp by reagumy
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They do things sometimes
There are signs that things might be going in this direction.
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Killer fish
I drew some of the ideas people commented on my last post
its all connected
Not ace but bread tastes good
i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be
Fuck it we ball
she's just like me fr
I am so fucking lonely
I desperately crave a friendship like the teen titans have in Gabriel Picolo’s art
NOOOOOOOOOO LIL JUDD
my friend and i were talking about splatoon 3 but it quickly led to talking about how lil judd should explode and then led to this.
I want someone to squish me
What they do it with is up to them but I’d prefer either a hug or a very cool rock
I’m cishet but y’all are rad keep on doin stuff 👍
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
I’ve been violently abducted into a fandom bc I liked a fanart of it once even tho I’ve never seen it
Help my for you page is full of autistic turtles
You ever just watch a ton of game reviews just to go on steam and be reminded you have no cash
People are following me now
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Oh hey I take that
girlies who need prozac <3
Papyrus 👍
Existential Crisis AU early brainstorm doodles! A lot of doodle scenarios, how the au possibly started (flowey causing it is a scrapped idea but he still has a big role in this au) papyrus going through emotional and mental turmoil due to the numerous resets he’s gone through, and then finally papyrus wardrobe change in one of the epilogues (Endless Genocide to be exact) which is the most mentally excruciating resets………yeah papyrus goes through a lot in this au 😭
Live Octavio reaction
I wanted more interactions for being Octoling u_u
Harmony splatoon👍👍👍👍
a sketch
my dedo's getting older and sicker so i've been with family
weighted blanket isn't enough i need to be squashed beneath a precariously piled mound of mattresses like the pea that said fuck you to the princess
These are cool
I should note that I’m talking specifically about the writing ones not the others I just like stories
All of the "humans are space orcs/space Australians"
But Especially the one that ends with "we're the Doctors Without Borders and we're here to help"
"can I ask you a question? ...what was your favorite thing to learn about as a kid?" Tiktok, in which I am both of them
Stabby the Roomba
Todd, the Demon Grandson and his myopic grandmother, and their seven season story arc
The God of Arepo (and the comic that was made from it)
New one: "may you have a life of safety and peace" said the witch, to the warrior, with his dying breath
And the SEQUEL
Concept: Pirates slay a monster mermaid to steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds a sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid was using the treasure chest as a cradle. Pirates: 😳😳😳
Cinderella and her face-blind prince
The comic, There Are No Nazis in Valhalla
Beau FUCKING Brummell and modern men's fashion
This Irish hard-shoe dancer, Elizabeth Bullock
Big joy and small joy are the same
The bees will know: inkskinned honey jars
If fantasy creatures had Tumblr discourse
Ballerina Spiderman Miles Morales: "don't YEET the ballerina"
Steve Rogers wakes up "in the hospital"
The "Miette post" & its spiritual successors
Batman + Bruce Wayne "the butts match"
What if Bruce Wayne met Zuko? And Iroh met Alfred, and...
Venus of Willendorf and other paleolithic goddess/fertility figures sculpted by women using their own body as model
Living in a city with superheroes. (3 parts so far!
The A-ha Take On Me dancers tik tok
Chickens will sit on any egg if broody enough. Even an orphaned dragon egg (how DID that get in the brood box?)
Dragon stories from @microsff
Gonna pin this one and start adding links and updates.
Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
Puki! The queen???
I had to do it
I hate the sun it’s too hot
Im gonna eat it
Nothing is more attractive to someone than a pretty lady holding a sword to their neck
If your at a boring party and wanna liven it up a little you should challenge someone to a duel in the sacred arts
I’m gonna put you in a bucket and spin it until your finely mixed then use you to paint my walls
Dear trans people
Your fuckin ballin
How far do you think the average person can throw a medium sized fish