Latest Posts by slippedandfellover - Page 4

Abella tries to make banana bread!

Based on this post!

Reblog for greater sample size.

take me to snurch (snail church)

Can you please give me the Elvis Special (a bullet)? I'm evil

Woah mama the only ones that are truly evil are those who believe they are doing right by harming others. You are not evil, and if you are a bad person then you can improve if you put in the effort. Hummina hummina hummina

"I gotta lot of tattoos--"

"Your mom's gonna be pissed."

"She's gonna be so mad at me."

Pok reunited with Riz scene my beloved (ಥ﹏ಥ)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

“Hey, girlie!”

hey girlies! it’s Kristen Applebees from @dimension20official Fantasy High!!!

💡 if you enjoyed this one, please let me know who else you’d like to see!

where the wave has grazed the reach of green

and the wood by gentle sea

we count the coming of the tide

by a love as old as time

I want to see a magical girl anime where instead of a gorgeous, colourful sequin-filled transformation sequence, it’s shot and sound designed like a werewolf movie.

We see the protagonist and her ragtag group of pals who’ve been conforming to the genre up until this point, face up to the villain of the week as the main character starts to give an empowering speech about the power of friendship then halfway through fall to the ground in pain. A strangled scream bubbles from her lips as her friends join her on the ground, panting and writhing. We hear bones pop and sinew tear as they begin to emit a sickening glow and the villain steps back, clearly not expecting this. As a hand reaches out from the glowing pile of bodies and the villain turns to run, we see what horror they’ve become: The same group of young women but with snazzier outfits and hair to represent their individual powers and personality. They are also marginally taller. The speech continues like nothing happened and the villain throws up and surrenders immediately.

This sequence happens every episode.

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

"You want some help?"

Okay this is almost definitely sacrilegious.

Art for the Bonzo cult

@shitty-tmagp-aus here’s your Bonzo cult!!

his name is norman “skip” takamori (pre vs post Slugging)

If this post gets 2000 notes I'll read actually read Homestuck. No spamming

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

I can do things beyond your comprehension, not because of magic or anything like that, but because you cannot comprehend why I would do something so obviously a bad idea.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Can’t find this anywhere on tumblr so I’m being the change I wanna see in the world

Suvirin Kedberiket, @worldsbeyondpod / “The Sun Is Still A Part Of Me”, Jennifer Willough

I got one for Ame, now i just need an Eursulon poem

Ame, Worlds Beyond Number / Dogfish, Mary Oliver

Eursulon @worldsbeyondpod / little prayer, Danez Smith

the set is complete! here's Suvi's & Ame's

Wbn fandom, help a girl out! Working on a cosplay, have a bunch of embroidery of chalices to do and I'm trying to pick a thread colour.