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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

And this was only beginning...

how it feels like when you start yapping about an obscure movie that maybe 5 people have watched but it has burrowed so deep in your brain you can’t stop

Tumblr really is the funniest social media site

-post about the new pope -post about the new pope -gifset from a mid procedural show -post about the new pope -gifs of a guy getting jerked off to completion -post about the new pope

see him schmoove

girl roommate reacts to new pope

baby need smoko

Hey Joe Fisher, buddy, friend, now is the time to do the funniest thing and not make Caspar and Ava an item at all and instead start the next season a couple years in the future and Casper is happily married to Ted. Make em sit by the fire and recount how they got out of the current mess old grandpa style. Sweetheart, please. I am begging you. Do it for me.

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

The e

My hopes for season 5 of Midnight Burger:

-We get to see Clementine and Terrick again, living happily on Sigius... and Clem can find out how exactly she got her abilities

-We get confirmation that Caspar's ex-wife (who, according to the credits, is named Philomena) is queer, just so all those jokes about Caspar being his family's token straight can stick

-Fiona gets a girlfriend (this is not a hope, this is a need)

-The Sisters's ship lands on Shel's new planet, and David gets to meet The Ex

-Willow (Effie and Zebulon's granddaughter) somehow comes back into play---either that, or we get to meet her grandchildren. I dunno, I just wanna see more of Effie and Zebulon's real-life ties.

-We see how the hell Leif wound up in the Horizon (though, I guess that's more of a season 2 of Welcome to the Horizion thing), and we also get to see him figure out a way to help Earth recover from the Wayfaring Stranger

-Ava has a whole "wandering the universe and realizing she cares more than she's admitted to herself" moment, paralleling Caspar's journey in season 2

-WE MEET THE PERSON BEHIND THE CONSTRUCTS (Krok's little brother, whoever he is)

-We finally get an answer about how that ad appeared to Gloria in Craigslist

hi mold :] frankly i can't remember why i made this now but i think it's funny

oh this is beautiful

But now I want to see how Gloria sits in this

Ava and Caspar understanding eachother on a very personal level and also being terrified of it is everything to me💖

They make such a complicated polycule, romantic or otherwise

OMG I LOVE THEMM

headcanoning the midnight burger crew

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

She's saying something smart (literally and figurativelt)

The people yearn for more Caspar art (+ Ava)

(couldn't decide which version I liked the most so you get both of them)

GIGANTOOOOR!!! 😡

Thinking of the Ted stays au. Casper would def always pick him up and carry him around

Greek Mythology in a nutshell

Zeus: Look at this poor, malnourished girl. Locked up by her own father.

Zeus: You know what she needs? To be poor, malnourished and pregnant!

Turns into golden rain

modern empath crisis of faith

Chell taking a rip out of her portable turret bong

AU where Caspar landed with Ted (singular) at the end of Ch 44

AU where everything about Ch 44 is the same, but Ava ends up at the same place as Caspar, because connections~ and now science fight

AU where Leif just keeps hitting himself like smashing shuffle until he finds a time/place to chill (it fucks up his mind beyond repair, he doesn't remember what he's looking for anymore, he needs to find the diner)

AU where Gloria goes back to the diner during the war with the Teds and pulls twice as much shit with the diner (after she tried to hide for .2 seconds, then Effie noticed her)

AU Clementine stayed in Hood's pocket and was present for the duration of Welcome to the Horizon, she keeps trying to fix things (it's getting worse, again)