somekindofmoss

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I am making my own minecraft movie

ok so i'm not actually making a movie. what i am doing is analysing minecraft and thinking about why i didn't like The minecraft movie, and what i was actually wanting out of a minecraft movie. and then like. writing an overview or something. a lot of my thoughts heavily reference the End Poem, and some things i've seen echoed around the community in the past decade or so in terms of minecraft lore.

if you have any thoughts please tell me. please please please. i wrote i think a whole essay on the worldbuilding and storytelling of minecraft in college i am rather passionate about it.

things i am thinking about so far:

-having the movie progression loosely follow the progression of updates 1.0-current. not Every feature has to be included, but just like, no seeing like, cornflowers in the beginning of the movie. i wanna start in that barren 1.0 wasteland of an overworld baybe.

-according to the update timeline as of 2025, we'd meet alex about midway through the movie. unsure of my thoughts on this, but it follows previous logic.

-we only see ONE pink sheep the whole movie. are those fuckers rare or what?

-no new characters that aren't in the game.

-the entire soundtrack is by C418 and Lena Raine. Definitely including some in game songs, but some new ones thrown in as well.

-the player is the freak, not the villagers. i personally am not a fan of the "there was a nuclear disaster that fucked up minecraft, and made the mobs and the villagers Like That." i've seen throughout minecraft fan theories over the years. I think that's too specific, too un-minecraft-y, and also. not a fan of the insinuations with the villagers. minecraft has no lore. at best it has soft worldbuilding- think studio ghibli. we don't really know why things are precisely the way they are, we just know they are, and we know a few rules. we know minecraft started out barren, and as the updates came and went (to be interpreted as either time passing, the player exploring further, or both), more and more life was seen in the world, more things were discovered, more things were fought, made, destroyed, learned. according to the End Poem, minecraft is a dream that the player enters. one could interpret that as us being an outsider- it would explain why no one else looks like us, plays like us. we are alone. minecraft is a lonely place. you see it when you compare yourself to the villagers, you hear it in the soundtrack. you are alone.

-get julian gough back to write a second short poem for the end of the movie, but this time pay him one billion dollars. by the end of the game, we'd achieved a high enough level to read the universe's thoughts, i think this time after the movie, and also after furthering ourselves in the long dream of life, we should have levelled up enough to hear the universe's thoughts ("Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes." | this having audio also makes it more fitting for a movie).

I don't. actually know what the plot would be. obviously it needs to be minecraft-y, but it can't simply be the base game progression, can it? would that be too simple? i wouldn't want to rely entirely on nostalgia, it has to be an enjoyable movie regardless of it's association to minecraft.

chubby women i love u chubby women i lvoe you oh my gosh oh my goodness evolution fucking cooked with you guys evolution fucking aced it fantast ic perfect whoever convinced society that fat is not one of the most beautiful things on a woman should be shot

has anyone made like, a Chart of what genres are in each of sleep tokens songs? i'd make one myself but i only know rock/metal terminology, and barely.

the worms the worms thy're in my brain the worms they're int here the worms the worm sth owrms

darth maul in the phantom menace wears jedi-style robes buttoned up to his neck. in every other piece of star wars media he is shirtless or his chest is on display somehow. therefore, his near death experience made him re-evaluate his life choices and decide that life’s too short not to be a lil slutty. in this essay i will

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*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

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cicadas :-) ⭐️

get a print here! https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/unluckyprime/scream-as-loud-as-you-can-make-noise-until-you-die/

To me, Jerry is a shapeshifter. And one of the versions of Sleep.

The moon will sing a song for me, I loved you like the sun

Bore the shadows that you made with no light of my own

I shine only with the light you gave me

the bog gave me a vision

I am absolutely crazy about Starset, i reckon seeing them live must be some kind of religious experience, their approach to story telling is wonderful, their sound is mesmerising, the themes they explore absolutely fuck. that being said, i think the acoustic version of satellite is awful.

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Clone Wars playing the imperial march every time Anakin is mildly inconvenienced will never not make me laugh.

–From a Certain Point of View, ”An Incident Report" by Mallory Ortberg “It must, however, be pointed out that at present the number of planets destroyed solely by the unaided power of the Force is zero.” MOTTI JUST DRAGGED THE FUCK OUT OF VADER I AM FUCKING LIVING

i do not understand why people get so upset that people like music that they personally don't. why are YOU mad that I'M listening to shit music?

log off. touch some grass. contribute something meaningful to the world around you.

she carbide on my nano til i space dust on her fuel rod

she carbide on my nano til i red glass on my lightbulb

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

Anakin Skywalker 💔

Print made for Fan Expo Chicago 2024. Signed by Hayden Christensen at the event.

NATALIE PORTMAN as Padmé Amidala - STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)

“It feels like we've been apart for a lifetime. . .”

anakin skywalker + The Spin

ANAKIN SKYWALKER Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) Dir. George Lucas

Hayden Christensen → Anakin Skywalker Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) | Dir. George Lucas

so like. does anyone know if glam and gore did an actual apology or has actually changed as a person since she originally left youtube?

won't deny her skill, but i don't want to dedicate my time to someone i wouldn't want to hang out with irl, y'know? and with what happened way back when, i'm not sure she's someone i'd want to hang out with irl.

I htink. I'm a little bit lesbian.

i have this horrible sickness where i have to be good at everything based on arbitrary standards and this does mean i am currently losing at making a home in love nikki dress up queen