Pack Only The Essentials

what do you mean I’m not an eel because you can’t see my fangs and tail?

whoa…

oh my gosh you’ve been cursed with the virus that renders you unable to see them. Cuz my tail is here and so are my little fangs. Dang…sucks to be you

Krueger is ugly? How ugly is he? Is it because of his big Slavic nose?

There is so much here that I can’t even begin to unpack.

Okay, he’s not necessary ugly. (Even though I love to claim that) Not “oh my God, you can’t look at him.” But rather… he is mid? Just a little ugly.

He has nice features in my hc. Arched lips, brown, slightly narrowed eyes which are super dark and handsome cheekbones. His nose is a tad crooked and depending on his sleep schedule, he can look pretty gaunt. BUT all those nice features just don’t really harmonize. His receding hairline, the eye-bags and the wispy, very blond eyebrows are not helping his cause. In addition to this, he has a perpetual, patchy stubble :)

To sum it up: pretty features which do not work well together making him mid on good days and gaunt on the worse ones.

And… the nose. ??? What even is a slavic nose?! I don’t think that it would make him ugly. Prominent noses tend to make a face pretty interesting in my mind.

Here are pictures of my Krueger’s nose tho. I love the nose I gave him.

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Me when another canine or werewolf speaks:

One of the things I’m happy about having a human body is I can eat things that would kill me if I had the body of some of my theriotypes.

Like chocolate. I like chocolate. 🍫

Taking your dog (me) for a walk for enrichment purposes and to show me off :3

Krueger is on his phone a lot, right? What is he doing there? Reddit? Picking fights on twitter? Is he a mobile gamer? I want to look through his gallery too... Or do I? 👀

Yes! I think Krueger is on his phone quite a lot. Checks it when he doesn't sleep (which is often - he's got a very patchy sleep), when he smokes, when he gets up before the others.

I like to imagine he browses stuff like craigslist where you can find pretty much everything. Like not even to buy anything, just because he enjoys browsing. Yes I think he uses Reddit a lot, and specifically goes on nsfl and combat footage subs. And no, you do not want to peep into his phone gallery. It's password-protected, btw.

i learned abt pupflowers from @clumsypaws and i thought that’s so cool so i wanted to paint one !!!!!!!!! i made the puppy green like it also !!!! i rlly like painting doggies with this app !!!!

Dog therians, most of Yall are probably already ahead of me when it comes to gearing tips but... Many onlime stores sell animal paw print socks like these (in lots of variaties too usually, cat paws, horse hooves, wolf paws, etc,) and they are SO good and affirming if you also just hate the sight of your own hands and feet, not having paws and little claws is a big thing for my dysphoria so looking down and at least seeing paws instead of feet is EVERYTHING to me.

Guys! I think I might also be a Great Pyrenees! I’m not 100% sure though I just saw some images just now and I really feel close to them. I feel big and soft sometimes and it might be that. I’ll be looking into it more just to be sure and confirm.🐾

Gender swap Nikto and Donut.

Spending an entire day with a woman enjoyer changes your brain chemistry i guess.