Fuck I Completely Forgot I Need To Curl Up On My Couch And Scroll My Phone For Six Hours. Can We Reschedule

this therian post from 1997… i hope ur doing well now AJ i feel ur pain

sometimes i get this overwhelming and almost uncontainable urge to bite down on the nearest object and death shake it

What it’s like having therian friends

Cried tears of joy when i randomly stumbled across this and saw a dragon cave tag, I did not know anyone even still used that website anymore

I'm going to be starting on a small project for my website where I review all 94 of the pet sims I have. These won't be super in depth, since I'd have to play each one for months to really understand it, but I do want to know a few things.

a) if you play these websites, what your experience is

and

b) are there any browser pet sims that I'm missing

i can totally complete this without any input but I'd really like to know.... may reach out on some forums for more responses

Synchronized butt wiggles

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Puppy Thoughts

Sometimes the puppy thinks

that all the water comes from sinks

and sometimes puppy knows

that owner might just boop its nose.

And sometimes puppy dreams of thought,

and sometimes puppy’s brain is naught,

but puppy acts with love and hope,

and puppy helps its owner cope.

Sometimes puppy believes

the sky itself holds up the leaves,

sometimes the puppy cries,

to see the world through human eyes.

But puppies don’t have human minds,

and puppies can’t feel like mankind,

then after all when all is said and done,

they’ll clean our wounds with caring tongues.

"why are you so stressed"

mf im a dog every sense is heightened to me, every emotion hits 10x harder, i need a smoke, the voices are getting louder, the fog is coming, i need a nap

Haha does Nikto ever get jealous because he thinks Krüeger is texting other people on his phone

It's contextual but yes. He'll ask WHO are you texting. Knowing that Krueger can lie depending on the reaction he wants to get 😭 If he sees him typing in German he's Super Jealous because he can't understand it AND it means Krueger is texting Golem

I rlly wanna be a dog like being drugged up when owner comes home. I would do the chores and follow a routine so Ill get everything done ofc I would have free time to do some hobbies. But like I want an owner to guide me and help me with hard decisions. I think that structure would really help my autism and make my life better and easier. I would like to have owner help me stop swearing and fix my foul mouth cause good girls don’t swear.

maybe its the canine therian talking but i think the world would be so much better if it was socialy acceptable to bite shitty people. like maybe if there was a very real threat of being Biten people would stop being so fucking stupid