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Transformers Ask Meme!

Decepticon, Autobot or Neutral

Optimus or Megatron

Favorite Autobot(s)

Favorite Decepticon(s)

Favorite Neutral(s)

Favorite femme bot(s)

Favorite show(s)

Favorite comic series

Favorite comic company for TF comics (Dreamwave, IDW, Marvel, etc.)

Favorite human character(s)

Favorite ship(s)

Least favorite ship(s)

Least favorite Decepticon(s)

Least favorite Autobot(s)

Least favorite Neutral(s)

Least favorite show(s)

Least favorite comic series

Least favorite human character(s)

A character you love that no one else seems to

A character you hate that no one else seems to

A pairing you love that no one else seems to

A pairing you hate that no one else seems to

Favorite underrated character(s)

Favorite class/group(s) (i.e. Seekers, Scavengers, Constructicons, Aerialbots, DJD, etc)

Favorite combiner(s)

Least favorite combiner(s)

A bot you want to be best friends with

A bot you’d want as a mentor

A bot you could consider a mortal enemy

Favorite fandom sparklings (if you know of any)

Favorite siblings

Favorite alt mode(s)

What your alt mode would be if you were a Cybertronian

Favorite toy(s)

Favorite game(s)

Favorite TF universe(s)

Least favorite TF universe(s)

How did you get into transformers

Would you recommend it to others

What would you do if the Autobots landed on Earth right now and asked for your help

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so i was thinking, what if in Miles’ universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

*lick

So it appears that Autodesk did a thing.

Go nuts, my friends.

I made…. an icy wallskating bugboy

New Years TF Art Raffle!

So I have a little time until the next college semester starts, so I wanted to do some kind of art raffle thing! I’ve never done this before, but I figured I could handle it. But since I do have limited time, I’m only going to choose one (1) winner by the end of this. Rules: -Must be following me -Reblog this post -Multiple reblogs can count (but don’t spam more than 3, be considerate to your followers) -No OCs -No raffle or giveaway blogs

What does the winner get? A free front-facing icon of any Transformer Example:

The winner will be announced January 1st, at 2:00 PM (eastern time zone) That’s when the raffle ends and when reblogs and likes after that won’t count.

Good Luck!

Spiderman new universe

I was bored so I decided to do this test as IDW Starscream before and after character development. I was a bit iffy about some of the answers I gave so I’m not really sure if it’s that good a reflection of his character; I might redo it at some point.

And here’s a bonus Bumblebee.

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Счастье - это быть с любимыми, которые тебя понимают, а ты понимаешь их 😊

Счастье - это быть с любимыми, которые тебя понимают, а ты понимаешь их 😊

I like how everybody is paired off haha

DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING OVER, BUT YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE OR YOUR MOLD EXPERIMENTS OR CAT PISS OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT?

WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRILLIANT, BECAUSE THIS SHIT ISN’T EDIBLE, BUT IT’LL MAKE YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE A GODDAMN CHURCH CHOIR SINGING HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH IN YOUR NASAL PASSAGE! (YOU SHOULD GET RID OF WHATEVER’S STINKING UP YOUR HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE AS WELL, MORON) RUN YOUR CLASSY ASS OVER TO THE STORE AND MAKE SURE YOU’RE PREPARED FOR THE MIND-FUCK OF THIS SHIT. YOU’LL WANT  1 ORANGE, A SMALL BAG OF CRANBERRIES, 3 CINNAMON STICKS, GROUND CLOVES, NUTMEG, 2 LEMONS, ROSEMARY AND VANILLA. THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS OF THIS THAT YOU CAN COOK, BECAUSE CLASSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS NEED VARIETIES IN THEIR LIFE! THE FIRST IS ‘CHRISTMAS’ AND THE SECOND DOESN’T HAVE A DAMN NAME, BUT IT’S FUCKING WONDERFUL.

ONLY HAVE ONE POT OF THIS SHIT GOING, IT’S CRAZY POWERFUL.

“CHRISTMAS” CHOP UP THE ORANGE, SKIN AND ALL, BECAUSE YOU DON’T JOKE AROUND WITH THIS SORT OF SHIT. USE YOUR WARRIOR STRENGTH TO BREAK THE CINNAMON STICKS IN HALF, LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF SNAPPING THE FEMURS OF DRAGONS BEFORE YOU SUCKED THE MARROW OUT. THROW THE ORANGE AND CINNAMON STICK PIECES INTO THE POT, OR IF YOU’RE NOT CONFIDENT WITH YOUR AIM, YOU CAN SET THEM GENTLY INSIDE. SHOVE A SMALL SPOONFUL OF NUTMEG AND A SMALL SPOONFUL OF CLOVES INTO THE POT. THEN FILL THAT FUCKER UP WITH WATER UNTIL THERE’S ONLY AN INCH OF LEEWAY BETWEEN THE WATER AND EDGE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A DAREDEVIL MOTHERFUCKER.

NOW SET YOUR STOVE TO A LOW-MEDIUM SETTING, AND LEAVE IT SITTING THERE TO MARINATE IN IT’S OWN QUIET ACCEPTANCE OF DEATH. DON’T COVER THIS FUCKER, BECAUSE THE SMELL OF IT IS GOING TO INVADE YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN HOUSE. THAT WHICH WILL NOT BE NAMED THE OTHER VERSION OF BOILING POTPOURRI  ONLY HAS LEMONS, ROSEMARY SPRIGS AND VANILLA.

RIP THE LEMON INTO CHUNKS WHILE SOLVING THREE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES IN YOUR HEAD AND YELLING AT YOUR FLATMATE TO LEAVE YOUR OTHER EXPERIMENTS ALONE, THEN BE A CHAMPION BY NOT USING A MEASURING TOOL WHEN SPLASHING 1 TABLESPOON OF VANILLA INTO THE POT.

TOSS IN THE ROSEMARY SPRIGS AFTER YOU’VE STARED THEM INTO SUBMISSION. FILL THAT SUCKER WITH WATER AND PUT IT ON THE HEAT.  

YOU LEAVE IT ON FOR 2 HOURS AT THE START OF THE DAY, THEN TURN IT ON AGAIN AN HOUR BEFORE GUESTS GET TO YOUR HOME AND LEAVE IT ON ALL EVENING. TAKE A WHIFF UP CLOSE EVERY FEW HOURS, BECAUSE THE FRUIT WILL START TO SMELL WEIRD AT THE END OF THE DAY AND THAT’S WHEN YOU TURN IT OFF.

WHEN YOUR GUESTS ARRIVE THEY’LL HAVE TO STEP BACK AND EXCLAIM “HOLY MOTHERFUCKING TITS, THIS IS ONE CLASSY HOME”

Cat & lynx BFF. [video]

there are more series. there are more beautiful robots. happiness xD

It’s beautiful!  So many robots!  :’)  

Seeker of Divine Passion

Reblog if anyone STILL likes Transformers: Animated

YouTube

Prowl and Bumblebee Anything You Can Do

My entry for Strawberrytop007's contest! Also, a video my little siblings have been pestering me to do for the longest time, since they love

I'm a huge Prowl/Bumblebee shipper and this was adorable.

Galaxy Resin Rings and Ring Cones

Nalani Star on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Rings tags

That half-realized character just trotting through your story like:

Which Autobot Would Be Best Suited as Your Guardian?

Based on Transformers Prime. Find out which Autobot Optimus Prime would deem to be your guardian. (Includes the following Autobots as answers: Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Ratchet, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Smokescreen, Wheeljack, Cliffjumper, and Arcee.)

Since some people seemed excited about my post regarding, “Which Decepticon Would Be Best Suited For You”…

I decided to take the Autobot version, too.

And I got *drum roll*

WTF! First Dreadwing and now Cliffjumper?

I just realized something – both end up dead…

Anyways, feel free to reply/reblog what Autobot you got and your reactions to the scenario. No honestly please do it, your reactions are funny as hell.

PS. I did not make this or the decepticon quiz

Which Autobot Would Be Best Suited as Your Guardian?

Based on Transformers Prime. Find out which Autobot Optimus Prime would deem to be your guardian. (Includes the following Autobots as answers: Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Ratchet, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Smokescreen, Wheeljack, Cliffjumper, and Arcee.)

Since some people seemed excited about my post regarding, “Which Decepticon Would Be Best Suited For You”…

I decided to take the Autobot version, too.

And I got *drum roll*

WTF! First Dreadwing and now Cliffjumper?

I just realized something – both end up dead…

Anyways, feel free to reply/reblog what Autobot you got and your reactions to the scenario. No honestly please do it, your reactions are funny as hell.

PS. I did not make this or the decepticon quiz

Which Autobot Would Be Best Suited as Your Guardian?

Based on Transformers Prime. Find out which Autobot Optimus Prime would deem to be your guardian. (Includes the following Autobots as answers: Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Ratchet, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Smokescreen, Wheeljack, Cliffjumper, and Arcee.)

Since some people seemed excited about my post regarding, “Which Decepticon Would Be Best Suited For You”…

I decided to take the Autobot version, too.

And I got *drum roll*

WTF! First Dreadwing and now Cliffjumper?

I just realized something – both end up dead…

Anyways, feel free to reply/reblog what Autobot you got and your reactions to the scenario. No honestly please do it, your reactions are funny as hell.

PS. I did not make this or the decepticon quiz

72 characters from idw, mtmte and windblade comics, screenshot or drag to get results lmao

Thing i learned some time ago!  hope you all find it helpful ( perspective grids can be your friend!)