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Paul Evans

"Lavenham Light"

#art

One half of Cellbit's brain: There is something wrong with Roier. He is acting off. There is something not right here.

The other half of Cellbit's brain: Huband :D

redraws of mae and etzel's "official art" as some sort of practice (?)

Know what I think would be cool

If people stopped putting tntduo fics. In the spiderbit ao3 tag

The Death of Icarus, by Alexandre Cabanel

for your consideration: almost every time roier died while playing hospital 666 from cellbit's pov followed by cellbit losing his shit every time

(transcript under the cut)

Clip 1:

Roier: Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Cellbit: It's an automatic chair, it moves on its own. Roier: Okay, okay, okay. [Fart noise] [Dies] [Screams] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 2:

Roier: Hello, my people. [Walks inside a room, the door slams shut] Aaaaah, what happened? Cellbit: Roier?? Roier: [Dies] [Wilhelm scream sound effect]

Clip 3:

Roier: Ahh, look how pretty. Cellbit: Go over there, take a look. Roier: [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 4:

Roier: Oh look! For my ass! Cellbit: Go over there, go over there, go over there. Roier: No no no no no no no! [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 5:

Roier: The José- Cellbit: [Shushes him] Roier: [Dies] [Bell sound effect]

Clip 6:

Roier: Oh! Look what a cute doll- Okay- Cellbit, Cellbit, Cellbi- [Bell sound effect] [Dies]

Clip 7:

Roier: It's coming, Cellbit, it's coming. Game Character: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- Roier: [Dies] It can't be. It can't be. Why did- Wey, it flashed Jeff the Killer, the son of a bitch.

Clip 8:

Cellbit: Eita, it's a cute girl, it's a- Roier: Ay, assho- [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect] God, it made me, I swear it made me- It can't be.

Comments like this on Breaking Dawn make me soooooo !! because like! That's the point! He's unhealthy! He isn't doing well and everybody around him knows it except for Roier, who has a pretty good idea that Cellbit isn't great but who has decided to keep quiet about it until Cellbit's in a good enough place to talk (love our little psychiatrist)

Cellbit is such an unreliable narrator that he himself has halfway convinced a good bit of the audience that he's Fine when he's literally so unwilling to just go home where he thinks the bear is- with almost no proof btw- that he's sleeping on a sofa too small for him and showering at the gym and lying about it. Like he knows he isn't doing well, but he isn't admitting it even to himself, and he has half of y'all fooled lol

RBTL guapoduo (spiderbit) spiderman AU

Part 4!!

I’d say the egg band at the wedding was 10/10 ✨