This... This Is True Savagery Right Here.

Wholesome

me: gentlyy slapping my dogs belly and ribcage to the tune of megalovania

my dog: *looking at me with her soulful brown eyes in confused acceptance and going “hhbhhghh”*

this is literally the definition of "modern art"

@divinelowblood

I finally had a Tumblr post-worthy thought.

Don't you ever, EVER, sit down on the toilet without checking for a spider first.

Because like

you ever just vibe in the shower with the spider sitting on its web in the corner closest to the ceiling?

It's a nice experience when you're having those nervous one-sided conversations as you're desperately trying to pop that pimple on your shoulder.

But like, what if the spider saw you use the toilet sometime before and then after you got out of the shower they were like

"Why do the gigantic two-eyed, four-limbed beings spend so much time on the shiny white stone domestic puddle?" and go to try it out for themself and then they just transcend space and time right then and there and are having this fantastic cosmic experience as their astral energy travels the multiverse

only to get suddenly smashed by a pair of asscheeks because somebody else in the house doesn't fucking look before they leap - or, in this case, sit down

just

just think about it

look before you sit on the toilet, people. Please, I'm begging you.

Strongest in the galaxy!

(reblogs are better than likes)

don't you ever fucking lie to us again, McDonald's corporation, we ready to sue yo ass

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You’re welcome, TOA fans

I might make my own response to this project.

SORRY FOR THE VERY PERSONAL COMIC!!

This is my half of “Unhealthy”, an essay comic double header with the lovely and talented Sarah Winifred Searle. She and I both wrote about our personal experiences as overweight ladies with eating disorders, and her story is breathtaking! You can buy a physical copy of the book here: https://topatoco.com/collections/abby-howard/products/ah-unhealthy

Or buy a digital PDF here: https://abbyhoward.itch.io/unhealthy

NORTH STAR NORTH STAR NORTH STAR

So....I have two more wedding dresses for Warmer-Winter. Here:

Tell me which one you like best and be honest....I really like the Misty one. Mainly because it reminds me of clouds and steam

love how meta knight started out as a dark, mysterious and powerful being but has gradually turned into a soft yet stupid chad with a sword and a son he needs to pick up from school

also dedede has adhd. it might be me projecting onto a comfort character but. fuckit. adhddd.

ADHDDD................ I BIG LOVE THAT

bro projecting onto ccs is so fucking valid...... i share the same hc!!! i’m not adhd myself but i’m autistic and we’re solidarity so!!!!!!!!