WHAT THE FUCK /POS

"get into a car and drive to the other side."

It's so very important to me that Charley and Wally very much are just like "yeah man you're hot as hell. Love you" because Wally is. From the 80s. And very masculine. He's a football player for fucks sake, just calling his male friends hot and telling them he loves them would get him similar if not the exact same treatment that the rest of the football team gave that unknown name guy at the memorial but he just says this stuff to Charley. Casually. There's like nothing between them and he's fully like "you're the hottest guy I've ever seen. You got this" and charley, in return, is like "oh yeah Wally manhandling the door open was kinda hot"

The girls: in a detective show.

The boys: in a coming of age show.

SCHOOL SPIRITS 2.05 "Ghost Who's Coming to Dinner"

guess who watched school spirits

Wally came up with this, makes us do it at every reunion.

xavier thinking he deserves basically getting killed by a car. wally thinking his mom is disappointed in him 40 years after he died. simon thinking he was hallucinating and having a full on mental breakdown. rhonda screaming when she sees her murderer. charley having a full-on anaphylactic attack when he enters his scar… someone hug these kids please!!

He was supposed to make her pancakes forever I'm sobbing

I was joking with my friends that Wally would fuck with High School Musical only to realise how well Scream from HSM 3 fits him

And now I'm experiencing emotions

Rhonda: How was the honeymoon?

Charley: Wally got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Charley: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.