spwcmortis

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

it is weird that celiac stuff has become part of the 'culture war'. because it's literally just a medical thing.... I get super anemic unless I cut a certain protein out of my diet, because it bulldozes the villi in my intestines. but if I post about it, right-wingers send me gore images. I guess you can't expect shitty people to be logical, but I've even heard lefty people make fun of gluten stuff, and it's like why are you mad about this??? why are you pissed off that I'm eating bread that doesn't taste as good so that I can have blood in my body? it's so morally neutral.

me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Hello it’s Mortis- I’ll make a proper page later

This will serve as a directory when I post more

I’ve got plans I hopefully don’t burn out on

STOBOTNIK WEEK 2025: Eggs and Rocks again!

Stobotnik Week is back! 🥚💖🗿

Thanks to everyone who answered the submit helped to create this new edition! 

I also thank my friend @jazbotnik, who was collaborating with me for the translation and design. And to Juv (Juvxii_ on Twitter) who helped us as a consultant.

This year is different and I hope you like the way it will be developed! 

As an additional gift you have this free set of Stobotnik drawings that I used for this year's design! I hope you like it! 💖🍳

Link here:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10qYPNj65FtP1m7Cp0ReDAvT7hk2rrFvS

has this been done yet 

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

happy birthday to our favorite daddy bear

Robert Sean Leonard!!!

Accidentally deleted first post 😭😭😭))

Hello, I'm not really sure how to do this.

My name is Stone, I'm the owner of the Mean Bean. I have no clue how to run a blog.

I hope I don't regret making this when I sober up in the morning.

(/OOC: hey, decided to make this for fun. Got no clue what l'm doing but have a slight direction planned.)

“hes just some guy” have you SEEN his boobs?????

Roblox avatars go brr

Decided to just draw my roblox avatars on a whim.

party rock is in the house tonight

penis dashboard kind of night

why am i on birthblr

Here’s my pfp, my art style keep fluctuating but don’t mind me